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this might be the best reblog on my post.

you win.

Odysseus, butt ass naked and slaying suitors:

Suitor #1: I’m not gonna lie, I see why Penelope stayed waiting all these years… the dude is PACKING

Suitor #2: …

Suitor #1: n-not in that way of course

Suitor #2: What another fucking way could you mean? That was the gayest shit I’ve ever heard

Suitor #3, rushing over: Ayo did you guys see the size of the kings di—

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lowkey would be so funny if Lin and Jorge were writing Ilium together

it would be so awesome... it would be so cool...

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oh to have someone grab me by the collar and scream I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN I DON'T CARE HOW WHEN OR WHERE straight to my face. oh to have someone say i'm theirs — not to own, but to love, to care for — no matter how long it's been. oh to be loved perservingly. odysseus, you have suffered greatly, and yet you are the envy of all.

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Daisuke: Eugh, Jimmy.

Anya: Remember when he tried to kill us because I wouldn’t marry them?

Swansea: He’s always trying to trick me into giving him my house!

Curly: One time I caught them stealing my moisturizer…

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Poseidon: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Zeus: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Odysseus .

Poseidon, pointing their hot glue gun towards Zeus: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Odysseus, butt ass naked and slaying suitors:

Suitor #1: I’m not gonna lie, I see why Penelope stayed waiting all these years… the dude is PACKING

Suitor #2: …

Suitor #1: n-not in that way of course

Suitor #2: What another fucking way could you mean? That was the gayest shit I’ve ever heard

Suitor #3, rushing over: Ayo did you guys see the size of the kings di—

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Telemachus : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Odysseus : Literally or figuratively?

Telemachus : I have to specify?

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Some new pictures of Johnny he's looking great

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“Take your sister to the birthday party! And don’t sit in a corner and ignore everyone!”

It’s one or the other, being in a room fooling of children running and screaming made my ovaries commit suicide

So if you don’t excuse me, I got an AO3 fanfic that needs reading

And mother knows damn well I don’t speak at functions

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY LAURANCE ZVAHL!!! 🎉🎉🎉💚💚💚💚💚

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without a doubt this is the strongest indicator that we are swiftly heading to a recession

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Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

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I need a visual of this

I love how genuinely unhinged tumblr probably seems to the rest of the internet like yeah. we are all lying in waiting with bloodlust in our eyes for the ides of march and the rest of the them all have no idea

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I love getting comments on really old fics. It's like a little tap on the shoulder that says, "hey the art you create is going to last forever even if you don't think it matters anymore"

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Ok ok ok so this happened at work today and I cannot stop smiling because of it:

So I’m at work, minding my own business and brewing coffee. And for context, I work at a popular gas station convenience store where Deli and the Coffee Station are right next to each other and in between is a station where someone makes breakfast sandwiches and snacks, we call it OWS.

So I’m working, when all of a sudden my work crush comes in and goes straight towards OWS. Not a big deal, I’ll just avoid eye contact so he doesn’t see my blushing cheeks.

Well my lovely manager whom I call Michael Scott was working nearby in Deli, and what does he do? He calls over for my work crushes attention and POINTS TO ME. Now I didn’t hear if he said anything with that because as soon as I saw him pointing, I ran to the back to hide (as one does). I do remember him teasing me by yelling “hey dont hide!”

So after a few minutes to calm down I walk back out, my work crush back to pumping gas outside, my manager beckons me over and he tells me, “you know he said you look pretty today”

SIR?????

MY WORK CRUSH CALLED ——ME —— PRETTY????????

I need a full day to process

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fuck me like you’re obsessed with me and nothing else matters