verynerdyhuman

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Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[verynerdyhuman]

mainstream music likers think mcr is demonic hardcore punk rock underground music likers think mcr is taylor swift true enjoyers understand mcr is lady gaga if she made rock music

[verynerdyhuman]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[verynerdyhuman]

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

[verynerdyhuman]

I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I'll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first

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it feels like a thousand years have passed since the tour started. and theres only been one show

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Look, I don’t want to be as obsessed with Maxwell Gotch as I am, but like what do you mean that the only kernel of pure joy in his heart is from all the way back in his childhood, being lifted in the air by his grandfather who told him to stay on the ground but always kept their eyes skyward, and otherwise his mind could so easily become a machine, only thinking about a step-by-step checklist of rote realistic goals, but it still is enough for the seed of adventure within him to persevere…. AND then he punched a dinosaur to death??

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you must be incredibly low empathy if you like The Office

I don't?

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I dropped a grand piano on your boyfriend and it just crushed and killed him painfully and wasn't cartoony at all but was still kinda funny/cute/good.

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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I had a podiatrist tell me I have the flattest feet she’d ever seen without having anything goofy going on with the foot bones (extra, fused, etc.). For reference, I have literally zero arch to my feet, it’s just a solid plane

dude.

[verynerdyhuman]

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

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Today's Game Changer was fucking wild, but holy shit what a shock at the end of the credits. That was very sad, he seemed like a sweet guy.

[verynerdyhuman]

The people who only watch the social media clips must be baffled right now

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Feeling powerfully bisexual about this.

(shout out to "I ate my m&m" and the little hat callback)