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You’ve just arrived on a seemingly untouched planet covered in vast jungles and other varied terrain. You found a message, carved in stone. According to your universal translator, it reads, “This is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.”
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Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet
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Playing any game in the Bioshock triology: you now have an emotional attachment to this surrogate daughter
me: I thought this was a dieselpunk shooter
Bioshock: do u promise to love her
me: I don't think I'm your target demographic
Bioshock: YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL
me:
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I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
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my instagram explore page loves showing me those like erotic dark romance novel tiktoks and i really have to wonder: why do all these straight women desperately want to fuck a mafia boss
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My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.
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God i cannot stand today's loser teens
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RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.
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Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix
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internet cable line accidentally drilled through unknown buried woman
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Percy, calm the fuck down (x)
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would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”
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Oh no, Ubisoft games at risk of becoming even more bland and shit.
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filling out "does the dog die" entries for obscure westerns is wild bc u have to type out shit like this
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