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Also you do not put cucumber circles in a salad!!!! Fucking chop it. Into cubes

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Dan took so long before he started doing anything. Why was he just standing there and then just touching the lettuce and yapping. Fucking play the game

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can you not look at each other like that during this line of dialogue please

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i'm actually so so sweet if you ignore the part of me that is a cunt

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Dru text posts!! I can feel my brain evaporating I just lost track of time and made text posts of various characters for like 2 hours straight

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I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight.  Maybe.  Just a smidge.

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Agents of SHIELD s3 ep1: hire an Israeli actor to play a Moroccan guy with a supposed Arabic accent. Fine, whatever, Hollywood does that all the time.

Agents of SHIELD s3 ep2: mispronounce a three-letter Hebrew word.

Like. He was just there. Even if you didn't hire any translator or fact checker to do actual work you could have just asked one of your actors

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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the greatest picture ever taken

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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it happened again

I think my statistics degree is giving me brainrot

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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

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Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

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I've said it before and i'll say it again: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR, JOHN GREEN