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violenceworksusually · 9 months
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YO WHAT ARE THESE LYRICS OH MY GOD WHAT YHE FYJC
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violenceworksusually · 10 months
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In court
Wednesday: I plead guilty
Wednesday: sentence me to death please
Judge: this is a parking ticket
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violenceworksusually · 10 months
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dispatch: following bts
hq: any news
disptch: *watches millionaires have a beatdown over a free buy one get on free coupon to panda express that will get them one singular grain of uncooked rice*
dispatch: well
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violenceworksusually · 10 months
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Jungkook: I'm choking to death
Yoongi: and I'm in the middle of a sentence god who raised you
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violenceworksusually · 11 months
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Enid: *sneezes*
Wednesday: Oh bless you precious cinnamon roll ilysm don't be sick be gay and happy and wolfy
Tyler: *sneezes*
Wednesday: get this diseased maniac away from me
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violenceworksusually · 11 months
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Bianca: did you remember your line for the play Enid:yes Enid: sorry daddy i've been bad Wednesday:chokes Bianca: she means forgive me father for i have sinned Yoko: ah good Yoko: had me worried there Yoko: though you were straight Yoko: lol
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violenceworksusually · 11 months
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Bianca: place cute things in this box please Wednesday: enid? Bianca: no not people only thi- Wednesday: i'm gonna put enid in there Bianca: don't put your girlfriend in the- Enid: hey why am in this box Enid: issa nice box but why Enid: not complaining just asking
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violenceworksusually · 11 months
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Yoko: if it excites and scares you at the same time? just go for it do it live your dreams
Bianca: alright
Bianca: i'll do it
Bianca: i finally will
Bianca: i'm going to slap Wednesday
Yoko: NO-
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Wednesday: tell me three things you like about me Enid: pulls out 200 slide presentation, 750 pages of notes and a thesis Tyler: tell me three things you like about me too! Enid: bold of you to assume i do
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Enid: Wednesday did you kill this person
Wednesday: no they died of natural causes
Enid: they bled out because you stabbed them with a knife
Wednesday: well if you stab someone of course they bleed out its natural
Wednesday: unnatural if they'd survived honestly
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killer: i see you
Jin:
killer:
Jin:
killer:
Jin: do i look good
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bangchan: *falls*
seuungmin: QUICK A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN THIS IS ONE OF THE ELDERLY GET AN AMBULANCE CHECK HIS MEDICAL BRACELET CALL LIFE ALERT
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Wednesday: is something burning?
Enid: just my desire for you
Wednesday: Enid our house is on fire
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Enid: everyone thinks they know me. But I have a wild side. One time in class I didn't take any notes.
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Wednesday: do not come over to my house. If it's on fire, crumbling or in a general state of disintegration, you may knock once. If I do not respond assume that it was caused by me and I wish to die in peace.
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Hi would anybody like to talk about BTS or txt stuff?
I'm bored
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Enid: if me and Tyler were drowning who would you save?
Wednesday: you idiots can't swim?
Enid: it's hypothetical! Who would you save?
Wednesday: my time and effort
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