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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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I'm starting a collection

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The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

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Notification Badges 💬

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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Dating can be a challenge 💔 

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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

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i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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fuckk that’s creepy as hell. makes me feel sick n disgusting. i love it i need more of it right fucking nowww