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Clément once wrote an application for one of those TV property shows as a silly joke, knowing full well that in reality they had neither the money nor the bizarre job apparently required to get on the show. It had been a bit of a creative writing experiment, absolutely never intended to be sent anywhere, especially not the property show's applicant page. However, one unlocked computer and a bit of a misunderstanding with a visiting cousin later resulted in the application being sent to the show's inbox, for real. Clément could only hope that it would clearly come across as too daft, and be promptly ignored.
They'd claimed to be a Chief Stingray Wellbeing Officer (read: owns an annual pass for the local aquarium), and was apparently looking for a place with their twin brother, who had gone for Professional Historical Cheese Preservationist (read: found a long-forgotten block of cheddar at the back of the fridge) as his strange employment of choice. The pair of them would require space for a 250,000 litre fish tank (for the stingrays), a temperature-controlled vault (for the cheese) and at least nine bedrooms (honestly just for the laughs). Most importantly, it had to be situated no more than five minutes from a city centre (for any further would clearly be unreasonable).
Unfortunately, the application was not ignored and the hiring agent who responded to their application was extremely enthusiastic about getting them on the show. Her sheer relief at finally finding someone who actually fit the brief to star in an episode was all too evident, and to make matters worse, said hiring agent happened to live in the same neighbourhood and had been incredibly keen on popping over for a chat about the producer's plans for them. She'd even drafted a meeting date for the diary, much to Clément's terribly guilty horror.
Clément may have considered actually moving house to get out of that one, but settled on letting the agent down very, very gently as that (unlike the nine bedroom mansion) was a little more within budget.
#sims#sims 2#the sims 2#ts2#the same joke premise in my more than one post? it's more likely than you think
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#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#hello friends on this april fool's day there is no trick there is only me blessing you with this image
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#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#elder sims deserve more love#the composition on this is a bit odd to hide a mesh clipping disaster just off shot lmao
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it is time to take pictures of sims doing mundane things at kinda funky angles
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#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#gameplay#most of my buildings have flat rooves so seeing an animated roof rain texture for what may be the first time took me by surprise
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#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#its taking me a very long time to add sims to a new neighbourhood because i keep taking pictures
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guess who had NO idea sims could cast the line too enthusiastically and fall over when fishing (hint: it's me)
#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#how do you miss something like that for so long?#the animations are fun though :D#gameplay
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a lazy sunday
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#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#gameplay#set out to build a park and ended up with an odd lookout tower kinda thing
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this new animated beard mesh my beloved
#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#this is partially me reminding myself to give the animated beard tutorial a go at some point#and partially me scuttling immediately into the game to try out the new cc#i have wanted more non-still beard meshes for YEARS this is fantastic
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#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#i cant play at the moment thanks to some lovely hardware issues so have a shot i liked from a while back#i feel like if we gave him a takeaway black coffee we'd be just a gloomy location and some dramatic shadows away from a detective drama
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well damn
#12 year tumblrversary#tumblr milestone#not sims#this is the first one of these tumblr has ever acknowledged so im posting it before it disappears
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a man and his new cat
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ice cream at the food court, which somehow incredibly isn't a flashing pink hellscape today
#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#gameplay#i think the shopping centre food court is the obvious place for a motor oil advert don't you?#apparently medium lot draw distance = magentageddon but large lot draw distance = a nice place to go shopping?
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