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D-R-U-N-K Singalong with the Jackass cast & crew <3

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wyd when my gang pull up

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Here's the clip from the unreleased CKY movie, Bam & Dico talkin' bout haircuts. Dico is too cute.

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The Infamous Garbage Juicer - Infomercial Minghags Bonus Features

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i love my girlfriend dico

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jackass fact #209

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i feel like im going insane i js went back to all the cky movies and screenrecorded all of dicos parts………

blastazoid im coming for u next 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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im having dico brain rot so bad someone shoot me

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guys….ive been on such a bad cky binge recently, should ni start writing for the actual members?? (jess, daron, chad and vern mostly but i can do the other bassists too if requested :p )

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DRUNK!BRANDON DICAMILLO/GN!READER

im on a roll so ima js write until i cant no more, dico brain rot has been so bad so heres a little dico drabble ;))) enjoyyyyy

WARNINGS: drunkness, alcohol mentioned ofc, dico

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one night you were at home. You and the so called “cky crew” had been friends since highschool, u were in the same grade as jess, ryan and dico so u all js kinda bonded. U were in ur 20s now, things were different bc u guys were adults, parties, drinking, sex, it was more common and less exciting. the guys decided to go out and have a “boys night” leaving u and ur cat alone at home, watching ur favorite movie. u ended up falling asleep on the couch only to be woken up around 3:35am by a loud knock at ur door.

u get up half asleep and wobble to the door, wearing only pajamas. u open the door to find bam, ryan and a very obviously drunk dico clinging onto bam for dear life.

bam giggles “yo you gotta take bran hes fucked!”

bam was also drunk but u can tell not as much

“what…” you says groggily

“js take him hes drooling on me!!!” bam shoved him towards you like a ragdoll and he bumps into you, swaying.

bam and ryan leave, ryan driving them away and now u have a drunk dico in ur home.

“y/nnnbnn hiiii!” he slurs, he gives a big goofy smile, cheeks flushes and eyes dilated, oh yea he was FUCKED alright

“hey brandon r u ok? u need some water?” you ask looking at his face

“hmmm ill take another beer!” he says and laughs

u shake ur head and yawn “here sit down and ill get u some water.”

you walk him over to your couch, sitting him down as u walk to the kitchen.

“ayeee what r we watching??” he gasps “i know what we can watch!! u got masters of the universe recorded oh god…i wanna watch ittt.” he starts to ramble as u run a cup under the tap and fill it up

ur cat gives him the stink eye as it watches him ramble, dico looks at it and starts mocking it jokingly. as soon as u walked in and saw him meowing at ur cat u knew it was over.

“listen im gonna go set up my bed, u can sleep in there if u want, or i cant set u up on the couch, im js exhausted right now.” u chuckle ad he looks at u with that wide eyed stare he always does

“hmmmm ill take the bed!” he puts his finger up and you laugh

“ok, come on big guy lets take u to bed.” you put ur hand on his shoulder, still carrying the water as u guide him to your room. he wraps his arm around you getting really comfortable

“wow i can believe ur taking me to bed…” he smirks going to make an obvious sex joke

“yea my bed, alone.” u smile back

the two of u make it to your room and he watches u make the bed, hands in his pockets, he pulled back and got a lot quieter. you put ur stuffed animals back on your bed and turn to him

“only fit for a king!” u joke and point to the bed, he smiles

“thanks y/n, your the literal best ever, best person ever born, i gotta thank ur mom more often” he chuckles

you nod and go to walk out of the room

“actual wait i have a awkward question…..” he looked a little nervous as she slurred his words

u turn to him and waited for his answer

“wanna sleep together?” he smirked

you stopped and looked at him “what??”

“nonono not like that, i feel bad letting u out on the couch…i dont mind sharing the bed.” he scratched his neck

“u dont have a girlfriend i dont know abt thats gonna jump me for sleeping in the same bed as i right ?” u cross ur arms and smirk, u always had a tiny thing for dico but he was one of ur closest friends, so u kept it underwraps

“i pinky swear!” he holds up his pinky

“fineeee” you agree, he jumps into bed, still fully clothed in jeans and a teeshirt, he even still had hid shoes on!

“BRANDON NO GET UR SHOES OFF MY BED!”

“sorry.” he said in a high pitched voice, taking his shoes off and getting under the covers

you followed suit, getting into bed and making urself comfortable, u felt a little awkward but he was ur best friend so, it wasnt that bad. he fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, u knew from the soft snores behind u. shifting in bed, u turn to face him, his pretty sleeping face abt a foot away from your own. u smiled, he really was cute, in his sleep he ended up cuddling u, well by cuddling lazily wrapping an arm around you and then when u try to wiggle away he got u in a bear grip

u didnt mind, u gave up struggling and gave in to sleep, cuddling into his touch as u urself fell asleep

his soft breaths being ur lullaby

god u loved him

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HOPE U ENJOYEDDD!! new format bc i wanted this to be more of a story than headcanons, i might make something similar with all the cky guys but idk i guess we will find out :))

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dude can we have like jess x reader (headcanons or like an actual imagine, your choice idm) where jess reunites with the reader after tour?? maybe reader is filming with the other guys for vlb when they see eachother again :)

JESS MARGERA/GN! READER

hey yallll its been a while hasnt it, im back tho, so much has happened lately and ive been in and out of fixation recently but im home and im gonna start posting again !! who cheered!!

WARNINGS: none

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ok so if u were dating jess he would be the sweetest man ever

especially if it was early cky days

he may seem like he doesn’t care that much bc of his relaxed attitude but oh god hes head over heels

surprises u with little gifts

either little trinkets he discovered while on tour in the hotel store

or a bouquet of ur favorite flowers

it could be even js ur favorite snacks

he is a stage 5 clinger

when u too are alone that is

always wrapping hands around ur torso and snuggling into u

the man is TALLLLLL so he js folds in onto u

good luck getting out!

going to his shows are always a blast

u stand right near the curtains and watch him play the drums

and yes when u cheer for him he hears it

definitely gets proud when he sees u trying to promote the band

trying to hand out cds?

wearing a shirt with the cky logo on it?

stealing his cky beanie (he will drop dead)

hes gonna attack u…with love ofc

hes definitely loves to js smother u with kisses

and that beard makes it tickle

if hes doing any stunts for vlb or cky, ur always on the side either cheering him on or WORRYING

hes always decent in the end

even when he hurt his elbow

u were there to help

but hes not letting u do any stunts

not when hes retarded brothers around

SPEAKING OF BAM

bam is definitely a little shit and teases jess abt u

or he will js make out if pocket jokes

“soooo is he good in bed?”

“BAM U LITTLE SHIT!”

u and april r besties

girls days out with april!??

yes plz

making runs to target and js talking shit

basically all the things her sons dont wanna do

u feel like ur part of the family

but who wouldnt wanna be?

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hope u enjoyeddd, a little rusty at using this app but ill get used to it

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Being apart of cky in their prime hcs:

- obvs growing up with cky guys was absolute chaos

- always a camera in ur face

- always getting pranked

- but u've got to admit it would be so fun

- u've got to be tough to put up w the guys

- got to be prepared to kick all of their asses if they're being dicks

- u could def do it too

- i feel like hair dye = ur bff

- the stress would js make u implode if u didn't dye ur hair

- ur wardrobe would totally be full of the guys shirts

- any chance u get ur nicking the bastards

- also their jeans omg

- uve probs stolen a few good pairs of jeans from dunn or rake

- feel like the height diff would be perf for baggy jeans

- u probs live of baby tees man

-shit like these:

- js mega slutty vibes tbf

- who doesn't want to be a slut???

- always covered in scrapes and shit

- the guys covering them in cartoon plasters for u

- THE SPONGEBOB ONES OMG

- teensy bit of an alcoholic

- but i mean who isn't??

- ur car is THE car

- filled with cds for everyone

- ur so scared every time the guys take ur car

- bc who would trust them?? cmon

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hey soooooo its been a while hasnt itttt

ive been so fixated on other media i totally lost all interest in jackass and cky for a bit :((

but i think we r so back sooooo if u guys want send me some requests to help me revive this dead ass hell account

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a moodboard of something i miss so much that i cry about it

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Jackass Number Two (2006)

Dir. Jeff Tremaine

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uh hey yall

*rises from the dead*