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vodkas-sand · 18 hours
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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.
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vodkas-sand · 18 hours
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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......
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vodkas-sand · 3 days
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also
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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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vodkas-sand · 5 days
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god I fucking love strawberries
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