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spilled glitter

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this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it

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I’m never going to need another pair of scissors in my life lol

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I'll never fucking learn the skyrim shuffle

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My sister is due any day now so it was time for another baby quilt! She had picked out the fabric years ago but gave me free reign over everything else

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I've been watching so much Batman the Animated Series. They try very hard to make him spooky™️ and I'm loving it so I designed a quilt square based on the end credit image!

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I have finished my Cabin Peaks quilt!

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Growing up, my granny would always babysit me. She was a seamstress by trade making jeans, but every spare moment she got from the factory was spent quilting or cross stitching so when I was there she would hand me a needle and thread and some scrap squares and tell me to “help” her.

I got older and started creating more on my own, and upon reflecting figured she was just doing that to keep me quiet and focused on something so she could relax. When she passed away in July, I learned that I was the only person in the family who kept on sewing after she taught them, so naturally all of her works in progress and the majority of her fabric stash came to me.

I started going through them today and after opening up the first quilt in progress box, I found it. A quilt top of all the squares we had made together while I was little. It’s a scrappy piece, and just big enough for a baby blanket or maybe a small lap quilt but I’m going to make it the first piece I finish by myself.

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Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.