I’m trying to learn mandarin (albeit very poorly) and I’m learning numbers. I wanted to say to my friend they were 20/20, they were 100%. Instead I dmed them, proudly proclaiming that they were 20/20% White ;-;
She was like, I’m not Caucasian?? Why are you attacking me???
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
Ahhhh don’t put my two beautiful ideas together. It’s making me want fanart
Murder Most Unladylike Good Omens AU where Daisy is just a little bit of a good person and Hazel is just enough of a b*stard to be worth knowing. Also, they’re in love.
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Sometimes when I’m sad or stressed I imagine making a Murder Most Unladylike movie/tv series and I feel a lot better.
Like imagine the first scene is Hazel Wong standing in front of the class while everyone stares at her, she’s alone.. and scared.. and daisy looks up at her inquisitively.
Scene where Hazel’s alone in the gym and Miss Bell’s body creepily lies still. She looks small as the gym looms over her. Creepy horror music plays as we look at Miss Bell’s glassy, lifeless eyes.
Daisy’s coming out! The British Boarding School aesthetic! The Mystery!
Anyway so, this is my pitch to be executive creative director for the Murder Most Unladylike movie. Experience? There is no experience needed in passion
I’m working on my Senior Performance for Drama, and I’m not saying that this note for it is basically the vibe of Murder most Unladylike. But... I’m just putting it out there
My favourite murder mysteries are the ones where the victim was an unambiguously horrible and unlikeable person, and literally everyone's reaction to hearing they've been murdered is "ask me if I give a motherfuck?", to the point where someone actually acting upset is Highly Suspicious Behaviour.
I love those. Literally never get tired of hearing suspects say "I'm not sorry (s)he's dead" right to the detective's face.