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wenn-ich-tanzen-will · 18 hours
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het feit dat Mark Rutte maatschappijleer les geeft op het voorgezet onderwijs is echt insane. je gaat naar je maatschappijleer les en meneer de maatschappij is daar.
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wenn-ich-tanzen-will · 18 hours
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"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and
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wenn-ich-tanzen-will · 22 hours
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Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.
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being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience
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wenn-ich-tanzen-will · 23 hours
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Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house
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wenn-ich-tanzen-will · 23 hours
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Remember, it is always socially correct to tell people about the negative effects of car-centric urban design & the joy and prosperity that good public transit brings. people will recognize that this stems from love and they will kiss you sloppy style
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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!
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people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.
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please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 
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this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ‘water’”
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Hertogenbosch Central Station, North Brabant, Netherlands (1896-1944)
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Lois Mailou Jones - Coin de la Rue Medard, Paris (1947)
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daily tasks are: wake up haunted, get sick, wallow, memory loss, grief, get sick, do the dishes
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wow i would not say this in front of anyone i know publically or even in a private chat let me post it on tumblr where the same friends and also thousands of strangers will see it
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question
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they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes
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