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Reading through my blog knowing that I thought I was the shit when I was like 14 all in my room like

... I can not even with myself.

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Why would I lie to you?

That’s bullshit. You got caught in your own bullshitting, sorry.

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Alright here's the deal family. We are supposed to be a family! What happened to our little group? We left SH and then left each other which is total bs I donut like it. Also... Caroline love ya boo. She's da only one that still talks to me and therefore my favorite.

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You still have that stupid monkey?

Is someone feeding the monkey…? 

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Oh wait you haven't gotten the divorce papers yet... oh... this got awkward. 

Taylor and I got married 238 days ago– I just counted– and she hasn’t divorced me yet. 

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UGH i gotta work man. Peace and hair grease. 

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Oh right, story. Uhhhh okay my uncle Eden, terrible person. He got got me pregnant when I was fourteen, and then he had my mother tell me that my baby was stillborn but she was alive and they put her up for adoption and the snitch let that slip so I went to find her. Weird thing is my mom had actually just adopted my kid, but uuhhh... she knew that she was mine and eventually I found out that she was actually... mine so... I got into a bit of a custody battle with my mom but now she's mine. The end. 

Nope you said you were going to, confused my poor kid.

You’re the one who’s weird then, not me. I need to tell your daughter that. I’m still waiting for that story, Tay.

I didn’t say that, I said Nina was going to. This is a misunderstanding.

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No! I can sleep without a pillow, I can't sleep without a blanket. 

You said you were going to sleep in a fridge of course she says you're weird. 

Anyone can sleep without a blanket, but can’t without a pillow, that’s how life works. So this means I’m taking a pillow to the fridge. Wait, no. I don’t sleep in the fridge, that’s Nina. Your daughter said I’m weird.

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A smart person would bring a blanket, how does anyone sleep without a blanket. 

Why don't you head inside babe.

You're not scary! You're weird. 

Okay, bye butt face. 

I try my best, Sammy. Nah, I’m actually a very scary butt face if you think about it. 

Now I’m even more confused than before. I have time for a long story. Why would I bring blankets to a fridge? People don’t do that.

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Yeah you can call me Sammy. You're cute. 

Sorry I was rude. 

She's not Joe's its a bit of a long story. 

That's why you bring blankets stupid. 

I’m butt face Harry, clearly. Nice to meet you, Sammy. May I call you Sammy? 

When did you have a daughter? Is it Joe’s? But what if I get cold in there and I die. I don’t want to die, I don’t appreciate death. 

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I'm Samantha! Who are you butt face?

Sam what did we say about being rude? She's my daughter.

Sure Harry you can sleep in the fridge if you want. 

Who’s the little girl? And most importantly, can I sleep in the fridge, Tay?

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Can I sleep in the fridge?

No kid you can't sleep in the fridge. 

Sleeps inside a fridge?

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Nina does what?

I wonder if Nina is still walking in one direction every night to the fridge in which she sleeps.

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