whelpimnauthuman

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one person’s getting snacks, another is looking at pinterest, a third is listening to mommy asmr without headphones, the fourth is watching mama mia, and i’m posting shit to tumblr

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DINOSAURIA SEASON 2 HAS STARTED AND IT'S ALREADY HITTING IT OUT OF THE PARK

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for disability pride month i wanna give a shoutout to assistive tools involved in hygeine and the bathroom. things like incontinence pads, adult diapers, catheters, accessible showers, assisted bathing, etc. i think a lot of people see those aspects of disability as undignified or only assosciate them with the elderly which i think is a real shame because they're an everyday reality for a lot of people. and i think its wonderful that those people have options to make their life easier.

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I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

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We're losing him! Gimme some Love, Humor, and Whimsy, STAT!

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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi

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op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now

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cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

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Be so DEADASSSSS😭😭

JESUS CHRIST DID YOU BUY THE TICKETS BECAUSE YOU HEARD HELENA ONCE???

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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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I think adults should stop demanding obedience from children and should start focusing on requesting respect. That’s what will actually serve them in the adult world and help them make good decisions mindfully.

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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

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what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.