whirlearler

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I had a nightmare about being asleep and dreaming of something so scary that it was terrifying to me. When I woke up I was so scared that I thought I had a nightmare in my sleep. I was having such a frightening reaction to the scary dream

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my incredible excitement at various crap

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artists are always making useless crap with no industrial applications . you can't even refine paint oil into gasoline

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I got stuck in a tar pit and fossilized on my way home from work

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This Plant Grew In The Forest And They Call It The Mushroom

The plant is created by a spore! And it will create a growth from the bottom of the forest when the conditions are enough moisture and water

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who even are you

whirl earler aka topologist's lament #1 least respected user on "every app of all time" Just trying to make a difference in the world

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ray man probably evolved during the french revolution to escape guillotine

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I hate you

very rude

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they just discovered a new animal that you can peel open and eat like a babybel cheese

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i love you

Let me once again direct you to "My Official Policy" on this matter, "Anonymous"

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legions of militant extraterrestrial beings keep landing in my backyard but I kick them out every time after informing them of the famous "3rd Amendment" of the USA constitution which they are bound by law to follow so they just leave back up into space

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toilet: that famous porcelain bowl that we all know, and some love

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I don't even believe in Eacer bunny but you do have to wonder how all those eggs get there

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[seeing a cute photo of myself] deception. trickery. a treacherous dance of light and shadow

[seeing a photo taken from a terrible angle in the most unflattering lighting possible] ah, my true form revealed

[seeing a photo of john cena] guy from wresling

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fearful respect for/deference towards warlocks is at a potentially all-time low

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CONGRATS to whichever lucky pedestrian will end up as the first test subject for my experimental new serum!

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saw a really upsetting video. someone drowning a cell phone. you could see it thrashing and gurgling... ugh.