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i have done nothing but watch this clip for 5 hours. he becomes pants. why is he pants.

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so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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your reanimator art has successfully osmosis'd into my brain and i finally watched both movies and I Get It. herbert is such a little freak. feral little guy. dans frenemy 4lyfe. i like to think both of them have ingested reagent in the lab like an artist drinks paint water.

YEAAAAAHG they are so fucking funny to me. freaks

this man shows up on your doorstep what do you do

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heres the actual finished herbert west drawing since i keep getting notifs from it ( thank you ) except i dont have a better quality picture.

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we just keep naming bugs like this

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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

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is laika the same dog breed as snoopy?

snoopy is her ancestor shes probably a mix of a lot of different dog breeds at this point but most importantly shes doggy

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i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

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this meme is so niche

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When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal