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You’ve just arrived on a seemingly untouched planet covered in vast jungles and other varied terrain. You found a message, carved in stone. According to your universal translator, it reads, “This is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.”

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kitty

Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

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y’all just love to skip over that part of the bisexual manifesto that’s like “in fact do not assume there are only two genders” huh god damn

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I’m so glad Dracula Daily is a thing because when I was in college, I had an absolute BLAST reading Dracula for my Gothic & Sentimental Literature class and the whole class experience felt a lot like this. For our final project for that class, we could either write a traditional paper OR do a “creative response.” I ended up writing a whole Weird Al-style parody musical about Dracula in which each song is a spoof of a song from a real musical. It was definitely my favorite college assignment I did. 

When I submitted it, my professor sent me an email with the subject matter “I take it back,” and wrote, “ In this case, I DO give A plusses.  Megan, I would have given  you an A for the “Dracula” song you performed in class. But you wrote a WHOLE F'ING OPERA! “ 

This is the track listing for anyone who’s interested (perhaps mild spoilers):

1. JOURNEY ON (Parody of the song of the same name from Ragtime): Jonathan, Dracula, Mina

2. THOUSANDS OF BUGS (Parody of “Seasons of Love” from Rent): Renfield

3. MY EYES ARE FULLY OPENED (Parody of song from Gilbert & Sullivan’s Ruddigore/ Sometimes Pirates of Penzance): Dracula, Jonathan, Renfield

4. DRACULA! (Parody of “Popular” from Wicked): Dracula

5. BUT VAN HELSING (Parody of “But Mr. Adams” from 1776), Van Helsing, Arthur, Seward, Lucy, Quincey 

6. GOOD EVENING, DRACULA! (Parody of “Good Morning Baltimore” from Hairspray): Lucy 

7. KEEPING DEATH AT BAY (Parody of “Colors of the Wind” from Pocahontas): Van Helsing

8. IT TAKES SIX (Parody of “It Takes Two” from Into the Woods): Jonathan, Mina, Van Helsing, Seward, Arthur, Quincey

9. KILL ME! (Parody of “Show Me” from My Fair Lady): Mina 

10. ONE STAKE MORE (Parody of “One Day More” from Les Miserables): Entire company 

11. DON’T CRY FOR ME MIDNIGHT’S CHILDREN (Parody of “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” from Evita): Dracula 

And, if you want to read Dracula’s big villain song, here it is:

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Going to the Hill

Summary: It’s normal to visit a lover’s home. The problem is that your lover is Fae and her home is Underhill. (A second person, dark romance. TW mentions of abuse and injury)

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The only thing saving you is that you lied ten years ago.

“Hyacinth,” Magna whines, “hurry up!” Her hand is extended back towards you, half of her body already past the treeline. Her black eyes are bright as she stares at something so deep in the forest you have no chance of picking it out. “We’ll be late!”

You take her hand. It’s cool to the touch, like touching the window in the little hours of the morning while you’re still wrapped in your sheets. If she’s bothered by your slow pace, she doesn’t show it. Like always, she keeps to your speed, neither pulling nor pushing.

It’s the little things like that that make you love her. She never makes you feel lesser than or slower than like so many people have. She waits without making it look like she’s waiting. She smiles at you without malice or sympathy or pity. Like most of her kind, she doesn’t know how to joke, but she makes you laugh anyway.

So even though you know you are signing your death warrant, you follow her deeper and deeper into forest.

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Jeff!!, change your damned URL

LMAO!

Netflix has ceased operation in Russia.

Now Russians have Nyetflix

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the void is loud and wants chiken!

A short animation of my cat Merlin begging to be fed. He usually starts this a full hour before food time.

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We seem to be baking guacamole.

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i am never giving up this website

if this post gets 5000 notes I’ll bite into a tomato like it’s an apple

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i didnt know i needed this today.

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

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What Tarot’s Advice Would Sound Like if the Cards Were Your Friends

The Fool

“Why are you such a coward these days? When we were 12, you said you’re a Gryffindor. Liar.”

The Magician

“You can do it! Not because I believe in you, but because I’ve seen your competition and they’re fucking losers.”

The High Priestess

“Is the sky blue? Is it cold inside the fridge? How does it feel to be asked questions with answers that are so obvious?”

The Empress

“You have to stop and smell the roses. If there are no roses nearby, that’s your fault. The fuck didn’t you plant some?”

The Emperor

“I’m fit because I work out. You’re not because you don’t. Instead of being jealous of me, just go to the damn gym.”

The Hierophant

“Nothing has changed. The sun still rises every morning. The moon still borrows its light. Your ex is still a little bitch.”

The Lovers

“Learn to love yourself before you love someone else. Where will you put the icing if you haven’t baked the cake?”

The Chariot

“Unlike your mom who waits 30 minutes when you said you only needed 5 more, life won’t put up with your lazy shit.”

Strength

“Don’t cover your scars. They’re proof that you lived. And that you were a dumbass sometimes, but a dumbass who lived.”

The Hermit

“It will rain today. You’ll get mud on your shoes and the traffic will be a bitch. Stay inside where nothing can hurt you.”

Wheel of Fortune

“Luck’s all around you. Buy a lottery ticket. Ask for a raise. Tell your ex you still love him. Unless he’s a fuckboy, then let him rot.”

Justice

“Remember that asshole who always called you fat in kindergarten? Check their Instagram. Ask them who’s fat now.”

The Hanged Man

“You only have two hours to chill. So either take a nap or watch a movie. Not both. Learn the meaning of sacrifice.”

Death

“Something’s dying today, and it looks like it’s your fashion sense. Green and red, really? What are you, an elf?”

Temperance

“Breathe in, breathe out… In, out… Ten more times. And if you still wanna slap someone after, then fine, I’ll hold the bitch down.”

The Devil

“Don’t move on with your life. Don’t get over shit. Just spend the whole night obsessing about your 7-year-old mistake. DO IT!”

The Tower

“You know how most of the time you just fade in the background? This isn’t one of those times. Go out there and burn the place down!”

The Star

“Take a day off. Go on YouTube. Listen to one of those subliminals shit. Try it for fun. Maybe it will work. Who knows?”

The Moon

“Actually, it’s very clear. You’re just muddling the facts with your delusions and fantasies. Girl, you’re better than this.”

The Sun

“Whatever you did… it’s not the end of the world. And what if it is? Everyone who witnessed your stupidity will also perish. It’s all good.”

Judgement

“That thing you’re thinking of? Do it. That person you’re crushing on? Ask them out. Last chance, boy. It’s now or never.”

The World

“You’re in a very good place. Thank your past self for crawling so you could run. Go do something stupid. You’re totally protected.”

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Icon!

Cassandra Peterson as Elvira ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) dir. James Signorelli

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Garden for CLIMATE RESISTENCE.

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"Word have meanings!!!!!!"

You sound like the fucking Royal Academy of Spanish, my dude. Have some cool water and meet a bulldyke who uses bisexual to describe their gender. It'll change your life.

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As we enter a new year, it’s worth remembering the many reasons why this is a special place to be alive.

Bats can hear shapes.

Plants can eat light.

Bees can dance maps.

We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

(Poem from Field Guide to the Haunted Forest by Jarod K Anderson)