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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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Maomao being dragged away

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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ok typically what i do is i wear Not Home clothes when i'm out of the house and Home clothes when i'm in the house which also double as Asleep clothes but apparently nobody else on earth does this and that's super weird. please help me gather data points/settle an argument

not to panhandle for reblogs but this poll won't work unless someone reblogs it 🥺🥺🥺

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They fly toward me, as if in this world, there is still light

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rest in peace fuckcity :(

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I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

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i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

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Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

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say what you want about homestuck but you gotta admit: absolute fire soundtrack for a webcomic, a media type that by all definition has no reason to have a soundtrack in the first place.

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BEHOLD MY MOST POWERFUL SPELL

LITTLE KISSIE