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Finally i know what kind of clown i am

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‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

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on Dashcon 2

can't wait for people to say that this is cultural appropriation because we coopted the Japanese culture center. And then the debate will bpunce between

1.no its not shut up

2.no its not because Tumblr is Japanese culture now

3.tumblr (anthropomorphic) is Japanese now.

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Indian Roller (Coracias benghalensis), family Coraciidae, order Coraciiformes, India

photograph by Vikram Ramesh

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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i want to invent a little gunslinger robot for no reason other than to watch it do fun little patriotic jigs and nothing else.

How come a company can make a car that EVERYONE anticipates in advance WILL break laws and maybe even hurt people.... and their just allowed to do it. Like the Tesla cars straight break the law and people are just like "ah dang it" . Shouldn't they like....shut down and recall the entire product because its dangerous and has too much potential to violate the law? Lemme get this straight; and single mother doesn't pay her parking meter in time or parks in front of a hydrant and can go to jail, end up in a dept spiral with the state that they KNOW she has no way of paying back, she can lose custody of her kids while shes in jail painting "reserved parking, fine of 150$" signs. Tesla makes a product they know in advance will commit crimes and the patent office is just like"sick good luck with that". This robot car commits pre-meditated attempted vehicular manslaughter and the state...GIVES TESLA MONEY AND PARTS OF THE CITY TO EXPERIMENT ... O N U S.

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friendly reminder to stop fake swallowing your pills

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Welp.

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I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

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conversation with my conservative dad

I was talking to my dad about why so many people voted for trump a second time even after everything he did and it whent kinda like:

Dad: well honestly kamila wouldve been just as bad

Me: miffed i know she was kind of a nothing burger but even then how pn earth would she be as bad as a literal fascist

Dad: backpedaling well i mean I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PERSONALLY BUT what ive been hearing is that people just don't trust her, and the Democrats rely to heavily on people having to vote for them because the alternative is Trump, people feel like they're being forced to "vote blue no matter who", they're counting on it and thats what pissing people off, y'know?

Me: no i don't know. was that thrumps campaign? 'font vote for them because they're TELLING you to vote for them instead of me'? Does this all amount to an extremely deadly game of "dont tell me what to do"?

Dad: yeah essentially, people are sick and tired of Democrats telling them what to do!

Me: even if that were the case that's STILL not a good reason to vote for Trump??? Like when you measure the pros and cons youve got ...well ... A pro....and a con artist .

Dad: they're POLITICIANS! they're both con artists!!

Me: i know that but clearly one of them is objectively wlrse than the other? Do these guys prioritize pettiness over peoples basic human rights?

Dad: changes the subject or repeats himself

(This whent on for like two hours)

I don't know what media bubble hes stuck in. He hears some wild shit whatever it is , from what hes described he thinks that

Leftists have gone completely crazy and will run up to you and accost you in public like in those old "sjw goes berserk" type videos from the early 2000s and white men are genuinely afraid of getting assaulted because of them.

That trump said hed fix the economy and actually did

Whatever trump is pulling its still better that what l

Kamila would've done.

This is the far tight ethos. And its just as insane as it sounds. Where the hell is he getting this stuff! Please someone help me understand im genuinely worried for him, hes a very gullible guy. He's the type that switches religion every few years.

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Hey what if bivalves evolved to fill the niche of whales in a zillion years

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happy no kings day everyone

we Shouldn't turn june 14th into an annual holiday where we recount all the shitty things the president has done. Keep them humble and remind them that were keeping track and wont let them live it doown.

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Link to thread

Link to news story

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WHATVIS GLOW MILK??

I hate it when products just REFUSE to tell me what they are

I'm like "what the hell are you"? And it's like "REVITALIZEINGREJUVENATEINGHYDRATING ENRITCHED RADIENT FRENCH"!!! and the I'm like "okay but like I'd it for my face or what"??

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