People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-
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they mock your pain
If Tumblr is gonna keep letting ads on here then they should let me be able to reblog them and add my own commentary on them
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Everyones getting new jobs... there are wolf puppies being born in the forests... leafs..... must be sprang
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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys
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weed strain called potatoes and molasses
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I’m trusting you people with my life
should I watch delicious dungeon
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should I watch delicious dungeon
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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i call upon the power of swag and yolo
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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce
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