wizardofderpiness

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Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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He deserves all of the flowers in the Mojave 𖥔 ݁ ˖

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yeah

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Pigeon 1645

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66992527

Y'ALL THIS IS THE COOLEST FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN.

It is a complete narrative about SecUnits on a Planetary Survey trying to communicate and keep their clients safe while dealing with the restrictions of their govmod.

IT IS ALSO A FULLY INTERACTIVE GAME OF MINESWEEPER.

The story is told BY PLAYING MINESWEEPER.

This fic is criminally underrated go look at it!!!

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Oh by the way Valve is receiving flack from Visa/Mastercard/Paypal for presently hosting a selection of NSFW games on Steam. Same shit that hit Patreon and Onlyfans.

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does the pip boy measure cholesterol

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Fallout commission again<3

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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit

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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️

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A cat I met in the woods yesterday

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More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.