wizardryig

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hallo 🎤 what are ur top three favorite albums

The No Music by Themselves We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse Why Do You Love Me Satan? by Fucking Werewolf Asso the best of pigface (by pigface) isnt an album but you should listen to that too also Gumboot Soup by king gizzard and the lizard wizard.

this is more than 3 but i cant exclude those other two

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scruffy girls

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negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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uh oh i miss something i can’t name again. i want to go home to something that doesn’t exist again. does anyone have a gun

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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a rare ctommy

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

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@tiredambientthing IM TRYING😭

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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minecraft body language related things

- anything related to crouching. slowly going up to someone while crouching to be sneaky. spam crouching in “friend?? friend!!” crouching and looking down because you’re sad :(

- punching up in the air enthusiastically like “hey let’s go!!” punching the blocks underneath you rapidly as if moving your hands around in conversation. affectionately punching other players like you would pull someone’s ear.

- i dunno if this is just my group but full netherite players criting each other with axes and swords because it barely does any damage and it’s fun

- aggressive spinning to goof off

- almost-but-not eating something to make obnoxious noises

- that thing streamers/youtubers do when you can tell they’re staring at themselves in f5 to talk to an audience

- also, when you can TELL someone has paused to look at you in optifine zoom

- forcing yourself into swim/fly mode on land for maximum silly mode.

- waiting for someone to find where you are so you’re like. in a body of water going straight up and down with a riptide trident until they do. or just flying up and down with elytra

- getting in a boat on land and spinning in circles like “hey I’m bored let’s go”

- slowly swapping out tools either as a threat, or to dramatically reveal what item you have

- putting armor on as a threat, or taking it off as a “I’m relaxed” thing

- playing hot potato with a junk item neither player wants and chasing each other around with it

- i just think running around with a loaded crossbow out is really funny. you look like an oblivion npc

- loading up a trident throw but Not letting it go and holding it back as a threat

- rapidly flicking levers/opening chests/pressing buttons/etc to annoy the other person, especially while they’re talking

- closing a door in someone’s face

- playing a block in front of someone. they break it. you place it again. this continues for two more minutes

- jumping down at someone from a higher place like “HI I’M HERE NOW!”

- sitting in cauldrons. become soup.

- music disc dancing. moving around as much as possible for pigstep and slow crouching to cat

- being offended/sad etc and digging down a few blocks to sulk

- anything along the lines of a player taking time to make something for a joke. someone says “let’s talk” and the other busts out a crafting table and crafts a stair so they can pretend to sit

i love minecraft guys :)

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Sorry I was gone for so long ":3 here's Tommy, love him sm ❤️💫

*Don't touch. I sheared this stupid sheep myself

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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who up drowning on dry land?

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Okay I'm watching the Octonauts and since I was mainly surrounded by British Peso I expected British Peso but I forgot it was on American dub so when I heard Latino Peso I was so happy

VIVA LATINOS‼️‼️🙏🙏