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Happy birthday to the man who does not hesitate to play with my sanity

(this overgrown child turned 33 today)

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i’ve been telling jso to disrupt the cricket for ages it only took them a year

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Don't you love when a report is published saying cricket is deeply racist, sexist, etc. And all the men in the comments come out with "woke bullshit" or "why should the women be paid the same as the men when they're not as good" or "playing for your country should be an honour you don't need to be paid" or "yawn" or "I've never seen racism or sexism in the years I've played cricket" or "I'm white and have received anti-white racism" or "keep this woke bs out of cricket" or "no one cares focus on the ashes for a change" or "What absolute nonsense. Stop stoking hatred by making unfounded comments like this. You're part of the problem. Let sport be sport. you will never reach the utopia that you virtue signal for."

I mean??? Take a fucking look in the mirror and realise that the report is talking about you!

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"your wife was in commentary when you took those 2 wickets in the powerplay, were u trying to impress her?" hahaha mitchell starc looked so flustered at that question

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fun things abt this:

a cool gender neutral equivalent of nightwatchman (bcos lbr nightwatcher wasn’t as cool)

the idea that ben and brendan approached stuart like ‘hi stu we still rate you as a batter and that’s why you’re a nighthawk not a nightwatcher right ?? see if anything it’s a promotion !! we wouldn’t trust just anyone to be our nighthawk !!’

the tory government is imploding

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HELPING BUDDIES 🥺

OMG I DIDNT CHECK NOTIFS BUT THIS MADE MY DAY!!! HELPING BUDDIES MY BELOVED 🥰🥺

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Every time there’s a dropped catch off Kate Cross I feel like I lose five years off my life

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[image description: screenshot of a tiktok by @ jay.rpp3. Text reads: “You think you can hurt me? You probably can my mental health is mostly dependent on the performance of my favourite sports team and almost all of them suck.” over a person holding up their middle finger, with a tv screen of a sports game behind them. End ID]

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what a year of cricket it has been

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Woody doing gods work again!

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Tommy Latham sir

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6-7 off 4 overs on debut

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Scott Boland. That’s all.

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Don't know where this has been all my life.

Although, I certainly pissed myself laughing at Steve Smith being Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!

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Alex Carey makes his debut (and takes 8 catches) • Cam Green’s first test wicket • Warner and Labuschagne both get half centuries • Pat Cummins fifer (on debut as Captain) • Travis Head’s 150 • Malan and Root both get half centuries • Nathan Lyon’s 400th test wicket • Australia win the test by 9 wickets

First Test of the Men’s Ashes 2021 -> highlights