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A Year Later:

Alastor: -and that’s when I knew that these two were going to go places in hell that many of us could only have dreamed of! *Raising his champagne glass* Zestial, Carmilla, may you two last many more exterminations!

Wedding Guests: *Cheers in agreement*

Alastor: Now, let’s get this party started!

Radios: *Start playing Jazz*

Carmilla: Remind me again why he was the best man?

Zestial: His music was helpful, was it not, mine heart?

Carmilla: *blushing at the nickname* I guess, but I’m still mad that they were spying on us.

Zestial: *Chuckles* Do not worry thy head, mine heart. Things will change very soon. *Nods to Vaggie*

Vaggie: *Bumps into Alastor, causing him to kiss a demoness he was dancing with on the lips* Sorry, Dad, Charlie stepped on my foot again!

@autistfanatic, I think this is a good conclusion, don’t you think?

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Vaggie: Dad!

Alastor: Shh, my dear.

Clara: *Taking pictures, silently and no flash*

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Clara: C’mon, c’mon, make a move already.

Zestial: Miss Carmine, I-

*Interrupted by a kiss from Carmilla*

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Radio: *Slow dance music*

Zestial: Well…, may thou think this over with a dance? *offering a hand*

Carmilla: *Taking his hand* S-sure.

Clara: Alastor, you’re a genius.

Alastor: Thank you.

Vaggie: Shhhhh! They’re talking!

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Alastor: Yes, my fawn, shush!

Carmilla: I- Zestial, I-I don’t know what to say.

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Vaggie: I hope so.

Alastor: If they don’t kiss, I’m going back to recording screams of Overlords again.

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Alastor: Wait, I think she’s saying something.

Vaggie: Why are you so interested, Dad?

Alastor: I was invested in this as soon as I became an Overlord, My Angelic Fawn.

Clara: It’s true, he was. Odette can confirm, too.

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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Alastor: Vaggie, dear, is there a radio near them?

Vaggie: Yeah, why.

Alastor: You’ll see.

Radio: *plays Thinking of You*

Zestial: My, Alastor must be in a nice mood to play such fine music.

Carmilla: Y-yeah.

(Thinking of You is a romantic 1920’s song, had to google just for this)

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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*Carmilla & Zestial having tea at a Cafe*

Vaggie: *In a bush* So why did you bring me here again?

Clara: *Also in the bush* Because Odette wouldn’t come with me and I wanna make sure Mom’s date goes well!

Vaggie: I understand that, I just don’t understand why you had to drag me here.

Clara: Because you want to see mom be happy?

Vaggie: *looking through binoculars* Fair enough. Let’s do this.

Alastor: *Behind them* What are you two doing?

Vaggie & Clara: *Scream*

Zestial: Did thou hear a noise?

Carmilla: Probably just some sinner.

Vaggie: Dad! Why’d you do that?!

Clara: H-hi, Mr. Radio Demon, Sir.

Alastor: Call me Alastor, now scooch over, I want to see as well.

(Linked to the Adopted!Vaggie)

Carmilla reading shakespear to better understand Zestials outdated vocabuary.

Clara: Mother? Why are you reading Shakespear play books?

Odette: Probably to quote one to surprise Zestial.

Both: 🤭☺️

Carmilla: Are you done? 🙄 Go to your rooms. Now.

Clara: Okay. Just saying, mother, Zestial would make a great edition to the family-

Carmilla: Clara....😠

Clara: *runs out the door giggling dragging Odette with her*

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This begs the question: What did Vaggie do to get in hell?

Fawn!Vaggie: Dad? Why isnt mom in Hell?

Alastor: Just because she married a murderer doesn't make her punishable to be sent to Hell, fawn.

Vaggie: You think...she made it up there? With your mom?

Alastor: I know she would've. I wouldn't have it any other way because I know she'll be protected. She was truly an angel herself. I miss her.

Vaggie: Mom told me about the day she met you. You guys wre teenagers, wild and free to be anyone. Though she hated you coming with deer carcases every day.

Al: Oh the nagging. How I miss it.

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Vaggie: *Slaps Alastor* WHAT THE FUCK, YOU RADIO ASSHOLE?!

Alastor: My dear, please-

Charlie: *Horns out and eyes inverted, walks over to Alastor and grabs him by his suit’s collar*

Alastor: *sweating* Darling, plea-

Charlie: Tell. Me. Who. Now!

A chaggastor question: what are the girls ' reaction on learning that alastor has his own soul owned, perhaps learning from the discussion between Husk and Alastor?

They. Demand. Answers!!!!

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I will die on the newly found “Fawn!Vaggie calls Husk ‘Uncle’ and Niffty ‘Aunt’” hill

Alastor: *threatening Husk*

Fawn!Vaggie: Dad! Leave him alone

Alastor: But daughter-!

Vaggie: Threaten him like that again and I'll never speak to you again. 😠

Alastor: *ears droop back*......Of course. I didn't mean to upset you. *releases Husk who scrambles away* *walks off with Charlie and Lucifer chuckling* 'So much like her dear mother...'

Vaggie: Good. *walks over to Husk concerned* I'm so sorry about him.

Husk: Kid. For a lady, you got balls of steel to stand up to him like that. But....thanks. I appreciate it.

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Vaggie: Release him from his contract, please.

Alastor: My fawn, please-

Vaggie: Pleeeease?🥺

Alastor: *Can’t resist* Alright, fine! *Snaps his fingers, chains break, freeing Husk*

Vaggie: Thanks, daddy!

Alastor: *annoyed* No problem, sweetie. *walks away*

Husk:

Husk: I can’t believe it was that easy.

Vaggie: He has a hard time saying no to me.

Husk: Thanks, kid.

Vaggie: No problem, Uncle Husk.

Husk: (Thinking: Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t you dare cry, Husk) 🥹

Alastor: *threatening Husk*

Fawn!Vaggie: Dad! Leave him alone

Alastor: But daughter-!

Vaggie: Threaten him like that again and I'll never speak to you again. 😠

Alastor: *ears droop back*......Of course. I didn't mean to upset you. *releases Husk who scrambles away* *walks off with Charlie and Lucifer chuckling* 'So much like her dear mother...'

Vaggie: Good. *walks over to Husk concerned* I'm so sorry about him.

Husk: Kid. For a lady, you got balls of steel to stand up to him like that. But....thanks. I appreciate it.

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I can imagine that after Alastor kicks Mimzy out, she was somewhat sad but also relieved, because she saw what Husk was saying about her using Al for his power.

So, with Fawn!Vaggie, we can all agree that in Hell’s Greatest Dad, instead of competing for Charlie’s favor, Alastor and Lucifer were just singing about who’s the better daughter, right? That, or arguing about who’s the better father to their daughter?

Yes. But both daughters are so embarrassed they sneak off mid song to talk about how weird dads are and mutter 'thank god' when Mimzy interrupts. 🤣🤣

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Alastor: And here’s the sugar on the cream, he asked me to join his team!

Vaggie: Wait, what?

Vox: H- hold on!

Alastor: I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!

Vaggie: Where did he learn that from?

Vox: You old-time prick, I’ll show you suf-ffering

Alastor: Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!

Vox: I’ll destroy, yo-ou lit-tle-

*Power goes out*

Alastor: I’m afraid you lost your signal!

Vaggie: *Laughs while heading to the Radio Tower*

Alastor: Let’s begin. *Didn’t hear Vaggie entering* I’m gonna make you wish that I stayed gone. Tune on in. *Turning into a wendigo* When I’m done, your status quo will know it’s race is run. Oh, this will be fun. *Chuckles*

Vaggie: D-daddy?

Alastor: *turns back to normal*Vaggie! How much of that did you hear?

Vaggie: E-everything.

Alastor: *Hugs Vaggie* My darling little fawn, I didn’t mean to frighten you.

Vaggie: I know, daddy, but- I’m still scared you’ll disappear again.

Alastor: *Hugs her tighter* I won’t, my fawn. I won’t.

Vaggie: *Hugs Alastor* You mean it?

Alastor: I promise.

Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he proports or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees!

Vox: Oh please!

Fawn!Vaggie, meanwhile: *listens in on radio* Daddys back. 😈

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Vaggie: Damnit, not again!

Charlie: Aw, Vaggie, don’t be like that. C’mon, let’s get him to bed.

Vaggie: Fine. Grab his ankles, or whatever he has.

Chaggastor drunk headcanon? How do they act ?

Charlies an emotional crying drunk

Vaggie is a loopy fun drunk dancing on tables

Alastor is getting into barfights

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I can see that. And because of that, I give you this.

Husk: Charlie, Vaggie, he’s doing it again!

Vaggie: Damnit!

Charlie: I’m sure it’s fine, Vagg-

*Sound of the TV getting smashed*

Vaggie: You were saying?

Drunk Alastor: Take that, you idiotic contraption!

Charlie: *Sigh* Alright, Al, let’s get you to bed.

Alastor: But I’m not tired, darling.

Charlie: Vaggie and I will go to sleep with you.

Alastor: …Promise?

Vaggie: *Rolls her eye smiling* Promise, idioto.

Chaggastor drunk headcanon? How do they act ?

Charlies an emotional crying drunk

Vaggie is a loopy fun drunk dancing on tables

Alastor is getting into barfights