Eloise Bridgerton: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Violet Bridgerton: Language.
Hyacinth Bridgerton: Yeah, watch your fucking language!
Daphne Bridgerton: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HYACINTH THE FUCK WORD?
Francesca Bridgerton: ‘The fuck word’.
Anthony Bridgerton: Are you stupid? You guys use the f-word all the time.
Gregory Bridgerton: We do?
Benedict Bridgerton: (breathless ) Oh my god, he censored it.
Colin Bridgerton: Say fuck, Anthony.
Benedict Bridgerton: Do it Anthony, say fuck.
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Enemy: I have your child
Violet Bridgerton: Which one? I have several
Enemy: The loud, annoying girl, she is beating one of our men as we speak
Violet Bridgerton:
Violet Bridgerton: which one?
Enemy : What the fu -
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Kate Sharma: I hate you
Anthony Bridgerton: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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james: okay guys i'm tired of all these negative feelings, let's all say something we like about ourselves
sirius: fine, i like my hair
peter: i like... chess?
remus: i like sirius
james: that's not what-
sirius: i'd like to change my answer, i like moony as well
marlene: i like james's mom
pandora: i like my shoes!
evan: i like james's mom too
james: can you leave my mom out of this conversation?
barty: he's right guys, it's inappropriate
james: thank you barty
barty: let's talk about how fine his father is
james: ...
dorcas: i like girls in quidditch robes
peter: what's happening here?
regulus: i don't like anything
james: LISTEN HERE, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU, THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST AND THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DESERVE EVERYTH-
remus: do you realize this is how this whole thing started five minutes ago right?
james: i- what are you talking about?
*five minutes earlier*
james: i can't believe your parents used to starve you, they are the worst parents in the world
sirius: yeah, luckily me and reg are nothing like them
james: you're right, you have so much to be proud of
regulus: i don't like anything about myself
james: LISTEN HERE, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU, THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST AND THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING
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mike: so this is the end we're gonna die
will: i guess that's it
mike: okay then i wanna tell you something
will: me too
*at the same time*
will: when we were kids i used to lie that you won in games so you wouldn't get upset
mike: i love you
mike: WAIT WHAT YOU LIED TO ME?????
will: you love me???
mike: DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC YOU-
will: i love you too
mike: WHAT
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I just need an interviewer to straight-up ask finn: 'is mike gay?' bc like what will he say???
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Eddie gained a pretty good following before he ever mentioned that he’s married. One day, he’s scrolling his FYP and he sees a Tiktok where someone zooms in on a picture of Eddie and Steve at Max and Lucas’ wedding like, “Umm, why does my math teacher have a picture on his desk with the guitarist from that band my dad listens to?”
Eddie stitches the video later that day where he zooms in and out on Steve grading papers on the couch before flipping the camera back over to himself, “Umm, why is your math teacher my husband?”
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BYLER WEEK 2022: day 3 - favourite byler season → season 4
Listen the truth is, this last year has been weird, you know? And I mean, you know, Max and Lucas and Dustin, they’re- they're great, they're great. It's just, it’s Hawkins, it’s not the same without you.
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Eddie post a Tiktok of himself sitting in his car. He’s not looking at the camera, but passed it. For a second, he doesn’t say anything. He just sits there, and he watches, and he nods to himself like, Okay. When he addresses the camera, he says, “You know, back in ‘86, after a series of events and an accumulation of concussions, my boyfriend- now husband - started having some health issues. Understandable. You can only get hit in the head so many times, but we handled it. We did what we can. We try to be safe. We go to the appointments, he’s takes his meds. We got an alarm for the house, got the service dog for the epilepsy. We don’t take unnecessary risks so-“
Eddie cuts off with a smile that is just clenched teeth and an almost laugh that’s incredulous all the way through like he cannot believe this. He flips the camera around to show Steve hanging up Christmas lights on the outside of the house, “So why. Why is my fall-risk husband on the fucking roof.”
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no but matt and jen are such a cute couple
she hulk has dedicated a lot of time to showing that no one will be right for jen unless they treat she hulk and jennifer the same. and they’ve show countless men do the opposite
the very first time that matt is around her in her hulk form, he calls her “jen” while she is actively using her hulk strength to pick him up.
he is the first man (who is also a potential love interest) to do that. to look right at her (kind of) in her hulk for and call her jenifer. i’m pretty sure he’s also the first person to not acknowledge when she switches her forms. he just treats it as if nothing has changed because at the end of the day she is still jen no matter what she looks like
even if they don’t end up together in the long run i hope they stay friends because jen is severely lacking people who will treat her like one person
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