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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

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"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster

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this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

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I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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i think about this a normal amount btw. if anyone was wondering

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being insanely obsessive will not get u anywhere but it sure do pass the time

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Astonishing