worstvillian

[worstvillian]

just wanted to say hi bc you're the most awesome terrorist ever :)

Thanks a lot! Means a lot to me. Go fuck yourself, though.

[worstvillian]

They'll give you cream, but it sure as hell won't be ice.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS

[worstvillian]

No comment.

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[worstvillian]

Honestly I'd probably just throw you to Suck and Swallow and let them "babysit" you.

Open tags.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS

[worstvillian]

Sucking me off and licking my boots isn't "special treatment". That's standard practice after fucking me.

"I've gone absolutely crazy at this point..and my...notebook...is talking to me." Aphmeow :3

Me too, Aaron. Me too.

Except my notebook has a bunch of drawings of Bryce and every single version of her is telling me.... to 'get rid of' @worstvillian

I wonder what that means :D

[worstvillian]

...huh.

The hell did I ever do to you??

"I've gone absolutely crazy at this point..and my...notebook...is talking to me." Aphmeow :3

Me too, Aaron. Me too.

Except my notebook has a bunch of drawings of Bryce and every single version of her is telling me.... to 'get rid of' @worstvillian

I wonder what that means :D

[worstvillian]

Okay, first of all, I saw a very kinky fanfic of you and Bryce and I've been reading all 62 pages of it like it is the fucking bible and even loading up during hours where academic learning is in progress and my teachers probably are contacting the mental institution rn.

Second, I'm a widow now and my uh kid is dead. (Very freshly like 1 hour ago via Tumblr roleplay) so technically I'm single.....

call me I'm good at threesomes.

,,,

What the fuck is this-

Sorry your kid died I guess. The only person I'm willing to share Bryce with is @deviatedscientist though.

[worstvillian]

Haiiii!!!! Heyyy!!!! I’m finally making a lore document about Bryce and not being lazy!!!! I just wanted you to know this as you’re her certified husband !!!

Oh hell yeah!! Send it to me when you're done!

[worstvillian]

Cool as in "I just met God and I'm gonna punch them for making me turn out this way."

Hwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bobby :3

I'm making a Brandon Rogers themed notebook and eventually I'm gonna give it to him at one of his cons ^^

do u have anything to say to the dude who created u and ur hot wife :3

Oh fuck yeah, man! This is an awesome idea!!

Honestly, just "thank you" is enough. He made me, and made me happier than anyone could ever be. God, he's cool as FUCK.

[worstvillian]

Hwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bobby :3

I'm making a Brandon Rogers themed notebook and eventually I'm gonna give it to him at one of his cons ^^

do u have anything to say to the dude who created u and ur hot wife :3

Oh fuck yeah, man! This is an awesome idea!!

Honestly, just "thank you" is enough. He made me, and made me happier than anyone could ever be. God, he's cool as FUCK.

[worstvillian]

Hey bestie bobby are u a gay frog-

I'm vibing to an Alex Jones remix rn and I now officially identify as a gay frog that drank too much tap water ^^

Close. I'm pansexual. And objectum. And a zoophile.

[worstvillian]

WiFE.

There's a river in this mouth-

Look at me, worship me, on your knees can't you see my panties are filled with BIG DICK ENERGY

I make money and I get dick too

Your husband's dick was the last I screwed

We fucked for one minute but he came for 5

Paramedics ask if he's dead or alive

I have thirsty employees,

They're paid so much, they eat my ass for FREE

If you wanna get on my good side, oh?

Then EAT THIS ASS-ASS

If you wanna TASTE my good side?

Oh, then EAT MY ASS ;)

If you want a raise...

then BITCH YOU'RE GONNA GET OF *YOUR* FUCKING ASS AND EARN IT WITH HARD WORK AND SHOWING UP ON TIME MOTHERFUCKER-

And then you're gonna EAT THIS ASS!

As if you took a class

On how to FINISH ME FAST

I don't wanna be hearin' no sass!

@deviatedscientist, @worstvillian (ur welcum)

[worstvillian]

SPREAD THE WORD

AUTISM IS NOT A DISEASE.

WE ARE VALID AND WE ARE BORN LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

THERE IS NO CURE TO AUTISM. WE. ARE. NORMAL.

Reblog this post with the hashtag 'protect autistic people', we need to get this to as many people as possible- this is DISGUSTING. My little brother is fucking beautiful and he does not have a damn disease.

Please reblog this. This cannot happen.

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[worstvillian]

I may be a pervert but at least I have decency.

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

[worstvillian]

What I feel like I look like when I tell people that I'm fictionkin

[worstvillian]

Isn't your wife basically re-elected now?

also where the hell did you live during her predisceny (I cant spell)

GOD I WISH. Mike Pence was just her in drag. She's smart enough not to get rid of healthcare at the least.

Also, I literally had to look that up just to figure out what the hell that word was. Fuck you. I'm not answering that now.

[worstvillian]

SO WHAT?? I fucked my daughter and no one bats an eye!!

I messaged ur wife and she said this about you

Damn straight I'm the best husband. I love that bitch like she's my own sister.