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somebody tell me why a stupid uninspired ai slop knockoff of ram ranch just played full blast through the lobby speakers of my family friendly bible believing pizza place
#literally there are bibles on a side table in the party room#song was apparently shoot that deer by beats by ai. man im gonna fucking ascend
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me, staggering into the adventurers guild, caked in blood and dust and cobwebs, still seeping a little from harvey's immaculate sutures and visibly woozy from the anesthetic: heyyyy marlon so i may have broken into the mayors basement for unimportant reasons and may even have immediately gotten my shit rocked by the invincible flying ghost of his underpants. and in the scuffle i may have dropped seventeen jars of duck mayonnaise. what im saying is would you please go in there tonight and fight off the mayors haunted underpants and get back my seventeen jars of duck mayonnaise
marlon, a jewel among men: yeah okay
#fucked up and evil that i cant make friends with him. im gonna download a mod#anyways#stardew valley
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Love Lies Bleeding (2024) dir. Rose Glass
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what if. what if i am a lesbian. what if i
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I WILL CLAW MY WAY BACK INTO THE GREAT DARK AND WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF THIS PLACE AGAIN
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okayyy im finally watching the barbie movie and i have a few thoughts stand by
i was never allowed to have barbies because my mom did not approve of their outfits so im basically immune to the nostalgia debuff
its kinda cute. charming in a rose colored capitalism saturated sort of way. keeps doing that self conscious meta irony thing every movie does nowadays which i have come to hate
"your drawings are weird and dark and crazy" when they are literally sad blonde white women is some real dark fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot shit. just a glimpse into her dark reality
man the soundtrack does slap. especially the billie eilish song i like it a lot
not to be unoriginal but ryan gosling can get it
also weird barbie
final verdict: okay, fun, i think you kinda had to be there as a kid to get it as an adult, ah well
thats it
#my dad said it was super mean spirited and misandrist so you know i knew it had to be the blandest feminism you ever saw#lifes so fun lifes so fun
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i do not believe in love or happiness or any kind of future for this godforsaken world but i do believe in a mean guitar riff and a crash out attitude
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many thanks to cats for representing a found family that is also a giant chaotic polycule
#this post brought to you by rewatching the 1998 plato victoria pas de deux and going hey wait are they fucking on top of skimbleshanks#nice assist sir!#in other news i have his song stuck in my head but the lyrics are replaced with katya's verse from rdr read u wrote u. send help#in other other news there is a spider in my bed and i don't know where :( i like spiders i just prefer them to be unsurprising#it's late and im tired so good night i love you#cats 1998
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there is no experience analogous to that of hearing memory for the first time as a middle schooler
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my father is pacing around in the yard hunting carpenter bees with an air pistol
#i love insects. unfortunately they are eating our house#in other news i have taken up birding and do you know how many songbirds there just are. well So many#i am quickly learning to identify bird songs. favorites so far are wood thrush and eastern meadowlark#insect death
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#he subsists on aquarium gravel and cigarettes istg#anyways new album fucked Severely. i have so much to say but its 2am. good night#tri dnya dozhdya#three days of rain#три дня дождя
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the world if i could do my damn laundry without knowing that there is a massive tub of skin and hair soup behind me at all times
#my sister is learning to tan hide in the basement T-T#she's gonna make a leather jacket which is sick as hell and im being kinda squeamish tbh. its not that bad. it doesn't even really smell#but there have been surprise bits of flesh. and due to a salt shortage there has been deer juice on the floor. which she did clean up#first it was the dead stag beetles now it's the squirrel pelts and deer leather. what next taxidermy#i am prepared to gently dissuade her should the occasion arise#this is all very lighthearted it's not an issue just a bit icky#uhhh#animal death#tw gross#?? i think#sorry ill log back out now#but also! tri dnya dozhdya new album today!! im so glad i have a car with a sound system ill listen at work tonight <3
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fun thing about working in a pizza store is the ambient roar of the oven effectively forms a wall of white noise between the kitchen and the lobby so the inset speakers out there can be cycling the top 40 but we're in the back with some guys fuck off big light up bluetooth speaker top volume blasting sexyback
#life update: watched titane and cut off all my hair about it#switched therapists and immediately got the impression that the new one thinks i have diagnosed myself with autism for sport#such is life#altogether im doing fairly well
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kitty horrorshow anatomy/leechbowl/basements/ghost lake/monastery/grandmother/lethargy hill and ethel cain everything but especially perverts sit at the same table to have tea on thunderstormy afternoons
#im enjoying myself wholeheartedly <3#kitty is more into urban desolation and bloodsucking bugs and ethel is more into protestant guilt and jerking off#but they are discussing the eventual decay of selfhood into all-forgiving oblivion over mint tea and poppyseed muffins rn#kitty horrorshow#ethel cain#hair update it is no longer beige! yippee!
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#life update saw tick tick boom at the community theater yesterday and it slapped#my hair is uhhh beige ish but at least i can make blond jokes about myself now which was the point#my sister and i both have the flu or something similar but she got to the couch first#so she gets to hang out and be taken care of and i get to hole up in my room and be a little bitch about it all#which i guess from a certain point of view is a win win#im binge watching breaking bad and its fun and cool#my psych canceled on me and then became unreachable so ive been off my meds for a week yippee#i got a new (to me) car and she is a 2014 chevy cruze and very pretty and her name is charlotte lottie for short#im heavily heavily debating whether i should actually just drop out of school for good and start climbing cell phone towers for a living#anyways i think thats it? i miss tumblr but im actually doing a lot better offline so idk when ill be back ig :( someday !!#i love you all stay safe good luck with midterms or whatever is happening rn! her highness the cat says hi <3
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im not dead just offline but will be thus for the foreseeable future (which granted is not very long so who knows) love you all look at my local creek
#crawled out on the ice for this one haha#life update im binge watching markiplier of all things and will be going blonde tomorrow and yet another therapist has brought up bipolar#but im all good out here!#as for me and my house we will fuck it and ball or whatever that josh guy said#mutuals and irls i miss you and im so so sorry im falling off the map again and i love you dearly#i just can't deal with social media rn#okay signing off
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