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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

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when ur tv has bpd

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It’s more comforting to convince yourself that all men are assholes then it is to face reality which is that your ex boyfriend wasn’t destined to become an asshole but for a variety of complicated societal and personal reasons he ended up that way anyways even though he could’ve chosen to not be an asshole

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my goat washed. my goat aflame

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stupid and stupider

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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that’s a good one

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trying to learn how to draw the rest of the crab gang

bonus alt because photopea broke down the first time and the file was too heavy the second

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put those racist swords to good use

(parts 1 and 2)

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where is atlas's mouth

Atlas’s mouth is where a mouth should be, but it’s considered very improper for a moth to show their teeth or tongue so he doesn’t

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DARKNERS LIVE ON THE SURFACE AU!!!

Also known as: Roulx Kaard accidentally acquires a son babysitting job until his boss gets out of prison. Also my ass did NOT spell lightner with an extra e... you're acting crazy rn...

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

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divorce world

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if you spend enough time in spaces that love and celebrate trans and intersex bodies,

the tendency of everyone (even in “progressive” or “Left” or “body positive” spaces) to invoke the small penis as supposedly self-evidently signifying poor morals, incompetence, and undesirability

will start to stand out more and more as the fashy talking point it is.

a small penis? like hard fat tdick? like soft feminine estrogenized girl dick? like a clit/penis that doesn’t penetrate and so is easiest to pleasure in ways outside the specific kind of sex enforced on the world by the church?

like a shaft that’s a size eugenicist doctors are so invested in hiding the existence of (because heaven forbid people realize sex is a social construct) that they forcibly operate on infants?

that’s the body part you’re invoking as a negative symbol? what are your politics again?