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Intern!Cecil: Our hearts go out to intern Mark’s friends and family. Mark passed away earlier today under mysterious circumstances. Wish I could say the same about myself.

Lenard: Cecil nO-

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Cecil: Listeners this is so sad and now, The Weather

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"If we Try Hard enough, bees will actually be able to fly. And It won't be a theory that they shouldn't." -Kevin R. Free at some point

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"Stab wound? You mean extra pocket."

-Kevin (source: Tumblr)

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Carlos:[thinking] I should use science to see if it’s dead! Carlos:[kicks corpse] Carlos: yeah it’s definatly dead.

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Old woman Josie:[to Cecil] do you know where Carlos is I haven't seen him anywhere Cecil: hold on, I got this Cecil: mountains aren't real. They don't exis- Carlos: [bursts in through the door] CECIL NO! There are mountains LITERALLY within your field of vision right now! Cecil:[to old woman Josie] I found him.

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Kevin: I'm not lonely, Cecil. Cecil: How would you know? (Source: Sherlock)

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"... Oh that was close, sometimes when I rant about Desert Bluffs too long I forget to breath and pass out."

Cecil Palmer, catching his breath after a long, Desert Bluffs induced rant. (Source: parks and recreation)

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Cecil Palmer, all the 1st arc and a half, probably.

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(Interviewing Kareem) Cecil: Your resume is just pictures of you petting dogs? Kareem: That is correct. Cecil: [Visibly excited] Wh-what's this little guy's name? [Source: Tumblr Text Post]

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Cecil:I like your pants

Carlos:thanks they were 50% off

Cecil:i'd like them 100% off

Carlos:the store can't just sell free stuff

Cecil:no that's not what I-

Carlos:that's a terrible way to run a business, Cecil

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I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean."

-(mayor?)Dana Cardinal

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Cecil: And now it's time for the Children's Fun Fact Science Corner. My wonderful scientist husband Carlos is going to tell us a story about science!

Carlos: This one time, at science camp...

Cecil: I don't think that one is suitable for radio, hon

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Cecil: Carloooos, come back to bed

Carlos: I just need to finish this experiment!

Cecil: Carlos, I didn't want to do this, but I'm giving you an All Tomato.

Carlos: ...

Cecil: Which means you give me the whole tomato. Or else.

Carlos: ... I'm coming back to bed. I'm bringing a dictionary

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Cecil: According to the new Parks Department brochure on wilderness safety--"it's tough to say! I don't know...try hugging a bear...see what happens!"

Earl: What a weird brochure. Bears are dangerous animals, Cecil! No one should ever hug--!

Cecil: LET'S NOT ARGUE, EARL!

Cecil:This has been a public service announcement created by the Night Vale Parks Department and payed for by a bunch of bears that pooled their money and bought some air time.

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Carlos:

I arrive at the station

Science: Ready

Radio host: Hot

Black box: Out

I quickly escort myself from the station

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