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-many cars were driving on the emergency shoulder lane to pass the backed up traffic on the highway-

Andrew: Let’s also drive on the shoulder

Curt: I’m thinking real hard about that…. But what in the world are they doing??

-later that day, drove over the shoulder bumpies-

Selena: Curt, are we driving on the shoulder?

Curt: Oh… It seeeems that we are hahaha accidentally, I didn’t even know it was a shoulder until now but it’s okay guys!! Our exit is righttttt here!

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Andrew: Yeah I’m not racist but—

Spencer: No you can’t say that, you’re just prejudice

Andrew: I’m prejudice but only towards my own people

Dexter: (baffled by such a wild statement)

-later in the car without Dexter-

Spencer: Maybe the racist comment in front of Dexter was not the right move, he might’ve taken it the wrong way

Andrew: Yeah, he’s not in the “League of Legends Safe Space No Racism” group chat so he might think I’m unhinged

[xohaider]

-At Blackpink concert-

Andrew: YEAAHHHH!! WOO WOO WOO WOOO

Stranger girl: (side eye, annoyed look)

Spencer: Sorry about my brother in law. He’s autistic and hasn’t taken his meds today

Stranger girl: (look of understanding but still annoyed look)

[xohaider]

“Watching you feed the dogs their tears was kinda weird but not that weird since they accepted it and eat it, but watching you take Oreos tears and forcing him to eat it… That was unhinged”

- Spencer to me

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-finding Vietnamese name for Spencer-

Selena: CHOM CHOM

Andrew: YOU CAN BE CHOM CHOM

Spencer: Oh man.. What is chom chom?

Andrew & Selena: RAMBUTAN, THE HAIRY BALLS

Spencer: OHH WOOOWW. How about du du?

Andrew: Oohhhh du du is gooddd!!

Selena: What’s du du?

Me: PAPAYA

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Andrew: Spencer needs a Vietnamese name now that he’s part of the family

Spencer: What’s a good name for me?

Andrew & Spencer: CHIM SE

Me: Sparrow?!!! Hahaha

Selena: Andrews favorite, LAP XUONG

hahahahaha

Spencer: And what is this lap xuong??

CHINESE SAUSAGE

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-jumped in and played League without context or warning-

Me: Guys I’m playing

Spencer: Oh god

Spry: Have you ever played before?

Me: Nope! Let’s play some Aram

Curt: Let’s gooooo!

Andrew: Guys this might be as good as playing with Bill..

-continued playing-

Andrew: Wait guys why is she actually decent for a first time player. JUMP AWAY. Oh not into the enemy territory…

Spencer: Andrew she’s going to get your account banned hahaha

Spry: Yeah she’s getting you banned, that’s her whole plan so you can’t play

Me: Banned?? Why? Who’s reporting me??

Andrew: The other team

Me: Why?? They’re winning! Mind yo business

Curt: She has a point there..

Andrew: This game is lasting longer than I thought.. 30 minutes is pretty solid

Spencer: There were some good plays and not so good plays there

Andrew: If she goes to boot camp for a month, she could be our 5th for Clash

Spencer: She just baited herself

Andrew: You have to stay behind Spry, that’s what your position is!

Spencer: Classic AD carry

Me: Is that why you can’t get out of Bronze ranked?

Spencer: SHES TOXIC YOU GUYS. SHES ONE OF US

-Spencer was impressed how fast I can run away, and andrew was disappointed how fast I can run INTO danger-

-only died 19 times-

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-sat down to eat dinner-

Me: (opens rice cooker) There’s no rice?

Andrew: I thought you made rice?

Me: I thought YOU made rice?

Andrew: 👁️ 👄 👁️

Me: 👁️ 👄 👁️

Andrew: I’ll make udon noodles!!

[xohaider]

Me: Do you like being little spoon?

Andrew: Yes I loveeeee it!

Me: What if people think that’s emasculating?

Andrew: I’d rather be emasculated than cold, bitchhhhh

[xohaider]

Andrew: I slept at 3:45..

Me: But did you win? (League games)

Andrew: We won some, and lost a lot

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-shopping for clothes-

Spencer: (tries on bonnet jacket) I don’t know how I feel but I like it

Me: A bomber jacket? I don’t know.. Times are weird right now for BOMBER jackets

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Selena: (aims butt to mom)

Mom: (walks into her butt)

Selena: (farted)

Mom: Tsk!! (Slaps butt out of the way)

[xohaider]

Mom: Yen told people that she thought that I think that she’s a whore… If you think I think you’re something but never said anything, then that’s what you are!

Me: Yeah, guess I’m really a cum slut…

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Selena: Did you know her boyfriend (Ky) was part of the monastery and the left it?

Mom: Yeah, I found out! He liked pussy too much

[xohaider]

Mom: One of my daughters is part black and one is part white…

Me: Which one is part white..

Mom: You. And Selena is part black, she had lots of those kinds of friends in high school

[xohaider]

(Spencer looking for his computer mouse dongle)

Me: His laptop, his computer, your laptop, your computer?

Selena: No we already checked it..

-some time passed by-

Spencer: We found it!! In Selena’s computer

Me: I suggested that!

Spencer: Redacted: cum slut comment from earlier… for now

[xohaider]

Spencer: Here are some melons, courtesy of Nic & Maya!

Me: Yayyyy! (Chomps) ….. Did they prepare it a special certain way..?

Spencer: Not that I know of; don’t know where they got it, when they bought it, when they cut it..

Me: Oh, I mean… Why is it sour?

Spencer: …. Sour? (Chomps)

Me:

Spencer:

Me:

Spencer: (takes bowl of melons & opens trash can)