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Does anybody wanna come over and parallel play? Does anybody wanna sit in the same couch and watch TV? Does anybody wanna go for a little walk in the park? Does anyone wanna sit on my bed while I putz around trying to clean my room? For the love of fucking God doesn't anyone wanna share space with me for a bit
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i think most times i listen to stand tall i have to listen more than once. just cause its THAT good
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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.
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when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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stands in the doorway of your blog saying nothing like a sibling
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i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"
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the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed
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turtleneck brachiosaurus
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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run
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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all
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brought to u by pondering the question “can ray see the boys now if julie is holding hands with them? ……would a chain link of hands count?”
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