twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions
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Falin with Laois hair: Cute pixie cut!
Laios with Falin hair: HEEEEEEYEEEHYEEEHYEHYEH
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weed isnt real and you cant smoke it
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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.
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Best Pokémon Protagonist Tournament- Round 2: Match 3
Red has been touted as a favourite to win by some, so it's time to put him to the test! Can he overcome the sheer girl power?
Lyra on the other hand accomplished no mean feat last Round, beating Lucas for a spot here. Will she exceed people's expectations?
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*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*
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people who don't sweat much will never understand the swamplands we weally wet warriors have to journey through
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