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are we even trying to make posts anymore

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

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im being so fucking fr bc how are you gonna say cancelling the late show with stephen colbert is purely a business/financial decision (even though he’s probably the main host doing well? and has been successful for a good while so why would you end it?) has nothing to do with him being quite loudly anti-trump and the republican party and actually willing to give you shit over that dumbass settlement/potential bribery situation you had with trump? he just said this only a few days ago? NOW you wanna act like that doesn’t matter or isn’t connected to the cancellation in any way? its suspicious! you have to admit, that even if there’s a smidgen of truth to that statement, it looks bad!

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can melania poison him already

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im not with the bucky is the father of the thunderbolts propaganda. like im not feeling any of the thunderbolts being the children and then mom and dad shit at all tbh.

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sometimes i wish i had penis but then im so grateful i have coochie so idk

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cheating in fiction? delicious to me. cheating in real fucking life? awful. you will get NO sympathy from me unless something so fucking terrible happened in that relationship that you HAD to look to someone else for love/desire. like if you’re not feeling the relationship, if you’re having problems, simply leave and then start seeing someone else, bro. stop being evil.

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vanessa kirby actually being pregnant while promoting fantastic four first steps is wild like this promo is something else….

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some of these men really walking around with dingleberry dookie ass, just proudly not wiping bc its allegedly gay and……i think you deserve the death sentence.

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bitches will ship characters with insane chemistry and then unnecessarily rude mfs will be mad that bitches ship characters with insane chemistry instead of respectfully minding their business like bro its NOT my fault??? the clear next step is for them to play in each other’s asses? “b-b-b-but fwiendship matters more! stupid shit coded!” actually they’re fucking raw and getting romantical about it. i am not getting policed to be real with you.

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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blocking people cause they’re annoying you is so satisfying why don’t more people try it

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context

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no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.

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