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I am happy because everyone loves me

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What if that insane murderer monster on the loose is just a wittle misunderstwood :(

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I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars

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Mushrooms

by Sylvia Plath

Overnight, very Whitely, discreetly, Very quietly Our toes, our noses Take hold on the loam, Acquire the air. Nobody sees us, Stops us, betrays us; The small grains make room. Soft fists insist on Heaving the needles, The leafy bedding, Even the paving. Our hammers, our rams, Earless and eyeless, Perfectly voiceless, Widen the crannies, Shoulder through holes. We Diet on water, On crumbs of shadow, Bland-mannered, asking Little or nothing. So many of us! So many of us! We are shelves, we are Tables, we are meek, We are edible, Nudgers and shovers In spite of ourselves. Our kind multiplies: We shall by morning Inherit the earth. Our foot’s in the door.

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32 county parade Patrick Kielty did it the mad man himself

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I expect to read at least one The Operator X Reader fic by the end of the year or I will riot on the streets.

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Guys

guys it’s them

it’s them guys

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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

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Identified martyrs of the May 26th, Rafah massacre

Not just numbers

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saying "omg my wife" and it's a huge cowboy with a tragic past

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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

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Rip kabosu

You were the goodest girl

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actually made a joke the other day about how doge/kabosu is as important as laika to humanity. it's true tbh. live well much love such star

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24