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[yourpalrolal]

they were like margaritas but with grapefruit juice and they were super tasty

sweet but tart and with just enough booze to have that tequila funk

dunno how many i had like thrreeeee???

maybe for

fire*

four*

[yourpalrolal]

@precognitiveignition

i had to see my mom and i was super stressed because i was running late and it was a restaurant and totally fine and normal to drink a little

it was just a couple of drink with a little tequila it want even vodka

wasnt*

[yourpalrolal]

immmm not durnk

just a liiiil tipsisy

sipsy*

sippy 😎

it was so coal srinkibg its gine

totally notmal

[yourpalrolal]

i give it a little kiss

mwah :*

@yourpalrolal ah jeez. well here it is without the link

[yourpalrolal]

its true

and you know what they say

if you dont have anything funny to say then dont say anything at all

@malleablepersonage

i got out of the shower and was trying to procrastinate on getting ready to go out and do boring errands and so i randomly opened tumblr

and apparently this is my first time using it in like two months

oops

[yourpalrolal]

loading humanity

please wait

@yourpalrolal luckily it was just taking a little while to load

[yourpalrolal]

@malleablepersonage

i got out of the shower and was trying to procrastinate on getting ready to go out and do boring errands and so i randomly opened tumblr

and apparently this is my first time using it in like two months

oops

[yourpalrolal]

yo wait wtf how long has it been since i logged into tumblr

oh fuck

um

hi?

[yourpalrolal]

note to future self find out what happens when i call jill a good girl

[yourpalrolal]

not that i dont wanna get to the bottom of this spider vers thing but im runnin out of weird shit to say off the dom e

[yourpalrolal]

ok theres no way for me to top that

so im gonna switch over to lying in bed

before i say somethin else sub human

[yourpalrolal]

well lets start with four or five inches and once youre used to that we can move up to something bigger

i mean i guess not everyone needs to be an egbert, there are no rules saying it’s mandatory or anything. but just how deep would you want to get into the egbertverse, anyway?

[yourpalrolal]

yes equius i tried masturbating

[yourpalrolal]

also its 230 am and im dead tired butt my brain wont turn off

butts lol*

[yourpalrolal]

o ok cool

im good at that

no worries then

D --> It’s more of like a cult rit001 where you join me her and Kanaya in a movie streaming room

[yourpalrolal]

i am trying really

REALLY hard to not make a strapon joke right now

i mean i guess not everyone needs to be an egbert, there are no rules saying it’s mandatory or anything. but just how deep would you want to get into the egbertverse, anyway?

[yourpalrolal]

hm

what kind of cult

D --> It’s more of like a cult rit001 where you join me her and Kanaya in a movie streaming room