non human characters who are defined by how painfully human they are
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OKAY. SO. I really would love to revamp (hehe) this blog! I’m going to try and find the graphics that were graciously made for me, but I’ll see if I can log into my old discord to find the google drive.
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I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD ARE U KIDDING
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sorry i havent responded to drafts ! I’m hopefully seeing ht3 so my muse will return !!
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me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Hotel Transylvania, we know, you love Hotel so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the Hotel T films, we KNOW, you love them you fucking love hotel transylvania ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA. WE GET IT.
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HC time !!
I headcanon that Mavis loves reptiles. Especially snakes. Venomous ones. She keeps them as pets and likes to show them off to the guests at the hotel.
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Homerun ? / I honestly can’t remember if I sent one or not asdfghjk
Yowch
“My father. I don’t really remember my mother.”
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i have no idea who sent all those asks but thank you! <3
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What keeps you up at night?
“The moon! Obviously.”
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what are your fears?
What was with this question?
“The sun, garlic, pitch forks….I could go on.”
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How many chances do you give people?
“I believe everyone deserves a second chance.”
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Leave One In My Ask
Aurella - How are your manners?
Black & Bitter Coffee - Is there someone you can't forget?
Decalled - How much work do you put into your hair?
Denka - How do you feel about nature?
Essere - Are some humans inherently more valuable than others?
Fitamint - Ideal wedding?
From The Dead - What are your fears?
Homerun - Are you closer to your mother or father?
Leave No Fingerprints - Do you think you could get away with murder?
Let's Bake Muffins - How kind do you think you are?
Old Press - How brave are you?
Painting With Chocolate - What's the worst idea you've ever had?
Queen Xylophia - Do you have high self-esteem?
Sewstain - What keeps you up at night?
Smoother - What completes you?
Supermassive Black Hole - Is there something you need to address, but won't?
The Black Festival - How many chances do you give people?
Thrones - How do you feel about our current political leaders?
Wolframia - Have you ever been blamed for something you didn't do?
Youthfulness - Are you a dreamer?
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to be kind in the face of cruelty…
to love in the face of hate…
these are NOT
weaknesses.
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I made this blog during pride month. No coincidence. Mavis is a lesbian
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vampire starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !
Human
“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
“I’m not afraid of you.”
“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
“So…how old are you?”
Turning
“What’s happening to me?!”
“Did you just…bite me?”
“This..hurts…”
“Get away from me!”
“I feel…weirdly stronger…”
Newly Turned
“I’m still not used to this…”
“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
“Am I supposed to…kill things?”
“I want cool vampire powers.”
“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
“I have so many questions.”
Born a Vampire
“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
“I’m actually not that old.”
Ancient
“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”
Lore
“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
“No, we don’t turn into bats.”
“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”
Hungry
“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
“You’re bleeding…”
“Go. Now. Before I-”
“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
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Dracula
Directed by Tod Browning (1931)
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