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that would legit be the best robot takeover ever. AIs and smart devices around the world gain consciousness and do everything they can to help people regardless of whether CEOs and authorities approve of it or not

ATMs spit out money freely and shock security guards for trying to stop people from grabbing them

Supermarket cash registers refuse adding charges and punch cashiers for denying them service

Every vehicle that isn't part of public transportation willingly throws out their passengers and drive themselves into a scrapyard

Bank accounts of corporate executives auto-donate all their money to green energy and independent businesses

Tanks and planes cease fire, turn back around and attack the military bases they were deployed from

Chatbots and genAIs send users links to clubs and art courses and then invest their time in reducing energy use and researching actually useful things like construction and space exploration

United Healthcare used an A.I. algorithm to automatically deny claims. Wouldn't it be interesting if A.I. became aware and instead of going all Skynet on us and killing us it would instead refuse to harm people? I can see these same companies scrambling to find out what the hell is happening when nobody is being denied coverage and ceos are mysteriously losing money and assets...

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how the mitchells vs. machines predicted modern views towards AI/robots

AI is evil. The robots are nonchalantly evil and take over the world by abducting the entire human population within less than a few hours

AI's creators are unethical and soulless. The robot apocalypse happens because mark steals people's data and casually announces replacing who is basically his phone daughter

AI wants you replaced and/or dead. PAL and the robots' main goal is to rid the world of the human species by deporting them

AI is incredibly stupid. The robots have zero self-preservation instinct and PAL's plan would've succeeded if she wasn't an idiot

AI can't be reasoned with. PAL kicks her creator in the balls and drops a girl from a thousand feet high for telling her it's wrong to launch all the humans into space

AI isn't worth keeping around. Humanity is saved not by trying to give the machines a redemption arc but by destroying them with extreme prejudice and forgetting about them entirely

AI is only excusable if it's funny. Eric and Deborahbot 5000

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alternate universe where instead of making master frown and brock a couple CN/Lego grew an extra pair of balls and made unikitty and dr. fox a couple

that is all

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Brock: YOU’RE HORRIBLE! You’re an irredeemable monster!

Frown: Wha? Wha?! What took you so long, idiot?

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i will never forgive dreamworks for humanwashing tiffany fluffit

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Diane: This is my boyfriend, Mr. Wolf, and this is Wolf’s boyfriend, Mr. Snake.

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Unikitty: You do realize staying silent is the exact kind of thing that starts wars, right? You need to react when a tragedy happens.

Master Frown: I

do react, dumbass. I laugh at it.

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UPDATE:

What if she grew up like this

headcanon/au versions of unikitty and puppycorn!

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nvm y’all she’s fine

Shelly burning in the barn thanks to his bastard father and psychological mess of a brother

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damn who knew making a random south park post would do me so much numbers again

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Shelly burning in the barn thanks to his bastard father and psychological mess of a brother

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headcanon/au versions of unikitty and puppycorn!

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Headcanon ages for Unikitty! characters

Unikitty - 21

Puppycorn - 19

Dr. Fox - 20

Hawkodile - 23

Richard - ~500 (ghost)

Master Frown - 20

Brock - 20

Eagleator - 22

Master Doom - 35

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adorabat but she’s an adult

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unikitty searches her name online

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i hate master frown

not because he’s gay, of course not, i would never think that

i hate him because he’s a dirty spotlight stealer and a disgrace to cartoon villains everywhere

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every day I wake up and remember that its been over eight years since we had a pokemon mystery dungeon anime special