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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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Happy 24th birthday to the earliest known use of UwU
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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yāall remember being 15? That was fucked up
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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is there anything that the humble chicken cannot do
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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing
Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant
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I love saying āof courseā instead of āyouāre welcome,ā like of course Iām helping you thatās what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which Iām not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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