24 | phillie first, human second | chronically ill | they/them | author of angelfish, rattlesnake, june bug, and ‘holidays & other seismic activities’ on ao3
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2009 Dorian
(sorry for the poor quality I wish I had more time for details! But I'm in the middle of exam season)
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everyone moved on but i'm still mentally at the 2023 dnp halloween cinnamon roll video, specifically the part where dan walked in as sister daniel and flicked phil's little devil horn headband. and then phil's immediate reaction was to get so flustered he had to sit down. whatever that was about
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Made a silly bingo board for tomorrow’s fun! :)

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Was rewatching all the pinofs and it's so funny to me that Dan answered most of the questions in pinof 1 while Phil mostly gave simple yes or no answers, even though Dan was mostly there to just read the questions off. Q: Is your house still haunted? Phil: yes. :) Dan: TIME TO TAKE YOU ALL ON A TOUR OF PHIL'S HOUSE LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW FREAKY IT IS. Hyperactive boy indeed. I'm also sure it was down to nerves on Phil's part since he's way more talkative in pinof 2-10
the second part of this is so diabolical anon the thought of phil kicking his legs giggling editing pinof is sooooo!!!! rewatching dan yap and being like 'i need more of this in my life for the foreseeable future actually'
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I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!! you will always be famous to me
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Have you ever had a pet with a “human” name?
#Had a dog named Cody and a dog named Jasmine#also had a remy but idk if that counts#oh and a cassie
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average reactions after watching a dan and phil video
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we’re past ‘which could mean nothing’ for dan and phil. it means everything you think it means and so much more
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Daily Phordle 18 July 2025

Your daily Dan and Phil themed phordle puzzle for today is here
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dan and phil, very gay, seeing a woman: getting a lot of drag race vibes from this
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caught on kiss cam but it’s just dan and phil at wimbledon 2017 smiling vacantly because they had no idea what’s going on other than that the tennis players were hot
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“we have a best friends club and it’s just us”
so @plastic-phantastic made this based on dan’s comment in the most recent gaming video and it inspired me to create the official dan and phil best friends club rules list
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phannies watching every video since the hiatus:

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