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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"
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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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controversial opinion but i should get what i want sometimes
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go miffy go!
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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