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imessage 💬 lauren & blaine.
LAUREN: I just ate an oreo donut and all I could think of was you for some reason. @blainetm
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imessage 💬 lauren & annie
LAUREN: a friend took me to see bonnie and clyde and i did a double take when i saw you. congrats beautiful, you did amazing. @nycanniebridge
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i can so do this, i don't know anybody who watches more TV than i do. do i audition or what?
i think i've been the victim of a ghosting. workwise, so i guess my pod is looking for a new co-host, if you're big into pop culture and want to yap about it once a week and get paid - hit me up. if not, please instruct me on how i can take this tragedy and milk it for clout. i want a billion followers by the end of the month. (wrong answers only)
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Barbie Ferreira by Michael Donovan for Glass Book, 2018
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LAUREN: oh she's a transphobe LAUREN: i mean probably but she's british so she can't vote here so. LAUREN: oh i can do that. something simple or?
holly: why is she so bad? did she vote for the orange cheeto?
holly: mm, i kinda want to get like a little cat tattoo? and the letter p. I think I can do that for my kitten :D
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LAUREN: what, really? i mean, i guess it's just as well that you've never heard of it. the author's a piece of shit. LAUREN: anything in your life you wanna pay tribute to in ink?
holly: lmao no, ive never even seen that.. show? movie? thing. holly: i only really have one tattoo, but i think i want to try something on the other wrist for sure.
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well now i'm really curious and i might have to read them, just to report back. although, in terms of killers in fiction, i do prefer vampires. have you watched interview with the vampire on amc? so fucking good in terms of visual time-wasters.
if serial killer bad, why sexy? the books were a guilty pleasure read for me awhile back, and if you think he's creepy in the show, well... let's just say that's the lovable version of him. i'm sure the hot actor of it all helped, though.
now that white lotus and severance are over for their respective seasons, i'm stuck looking for the next visual time-waster. or maybe i should just take that as a sign to do something better with my time. read a book, touch grass, etc.
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LAUREN: well recently I've been covering up a lot of people's Harry Potter tattoos for obvious reasons. LAUREN: do you have any of those? i could always turn it into something else.
holly: Mmm, I haven't really thought of a new tattoo? holly: Do you happen to have some new design ideas? Maybe you can convince me!
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LAUREN: is my number not saved? it better be. don't break my heart. LAUREN: I have the right number.
[...] [...] [...] [...] EMMETT: Hello I think you have the wrong number.
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watching the final season of you on netflix...no spoilers, but the amount that this character jerks off in every scene needs to be studied. penn badgley is fucking hot, but joe makes me physically ill, which i guess is the point, since he's a murderer - not a spoiler, if you don't know that, that's on you. i'm ready for someone to catch his ass this season. let's go.
what have you been watching? here's hoping it's better than this.
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spite, mostly.
if you have questions just ask them.
good lord, how are you still alive?
explains a lot of questions i didn't care to ask, though.
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crap bag (affectionate)
i like it, i'm gonna use it. i don't know if i'll be able to do it with a straight face every time, though.
you should call me crap bag. just to confuse the life out of people. i'll fully answer to it with a straight face. gotta put all those years of acting lessons to use somewhere.
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imessage 💬 lauren & emmett
LAUREN: im bored, wanna make out? @emmettstephensontm
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imessage 💬 lauren & holly.
LAUREN: So when am I tattooing you? @hollyjollyholliday
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imessage 💬 lauren & sue.
LAUREN: what's up bitch @nycsue
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