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Dick: Sorry to Bruce or whatever but I thrive on being a problem child. I'm allergic to being sane. I prefer the terms hellos or nightmare (:

Bruce, who just wanted to adopt a kid and will never recover:

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Bruce: Hey boys, what was that bang-

Bruce: …this room used to have four walls.

Jason: I told you he’d notice

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outlaw jason hehe

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a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

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It's really interesting how the "listen to your players" went from demanding items, horses breeds, specific horse breed animation fixs to "please add fucking gameplay to your game which is not like 15 minutes long."

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I'm always seeing AO3 works with notes saying "Based on this fanfic prompt: [dead tumblr link]" or "Inspired by this fanart: [dead tumblr link]" or "[person] made this amazing fan edit of my story! Check it out:[dead tumblr link]."

Source posts disappear all the time on tumblr.

But reblogs don't!

So I am begging tumblr/AO3 users:

If you want to link a tumblr post in one of your AO3 works, please first reblog the post to your own tumblr blog, and then link your reblog, instead of linking the source post directly. That way your AO3 the link will keep working, even if the OP deletes.

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perdon por la falta Sabine...

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Did you know that you can purchase just the zine with no merch?

For only 15 USD you get over 120 pages of Konbart which includes comics, illustrations and written adventures!

GET IT HERE

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I want to bite into a bar of soap

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kelpiieee

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some oranges for thai of the dye variety <3

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As promised folks! PRE-ORDERS ARE HERE!

It has been a long journey and it was a long Summer, however after months of hard work we are now PROUD to reveal the results of all our incredible contributors' talents!

@Domnorian graced us with a BEAUTIFUL cover for our zine, which contains over 120 pages of art and writing celebrating Kon and Bart!

We also listened to YOU and what your merchandise interests were, and your budgets by carefully examining the interest check - as a result were are glad to offer the following bundles!

Starting at 18 USD is our Friends to Lovers Bundle which includes;

1.) The Superpulse: A Konbart Fanzine SFW physical zine. 2.) A gorgeous contrasting bookmark that was voted on BY YOU designed by @vampiregokudera 3.) 2 vinyl stickers designed by @colonelbaconbits & @pup-pee

At 25 USD our Tactile Telekinesis Bundle includes things you can WEAR (it's tactile, get it?). The bundle includes;

1.) Everything from the Friends to Lovers bundle. 2.) A heart shaped button by @aquanym 3.) 2 more stickers by @cannimochi & @miratho 4.) A 6x9 print illustrated by @poltergrease

This tier will be open to the first stretch goal where an acrylic key chain will be added to all orders automatically at no extra cost if we get 25 orders! See below for the key chain reveal!

50 USD is our Lightning Rod Bundle which is the largest bundle that includes;

1.) Everything from the Tactile Telekinesis bundle (including the stretch goal key chain if unlocked) as well as 2.) 1 additional fun sticker by @jayzelnut (hey you guys said you loved stickers) 3.) 2 additional, stunning 6x9 prints illustrated by @harumel-hm & @beeqisch

This tier will contain our second stretch goal of a gorgeous enamel pin that will unlock at 50 orders and will be added to all orders of this tier at no extra cost. See below for the pin reveal!

STRETCH GOALS!

25 orders will unlock the adorable 3" acrylic key chain designed by @miratho.

50 orders will unlock the 2.75" enamel pin designed by @ftl-faster-than-life.

Are you only interested in one type of merch? Don't want ANY merch, and just want the zine? We got you covered, with our A-La Cart section where you can purchase ONLY the zine or specific merch (like the key chain or pin when they unlock) or make your own bundle.

Finally, because the interest check was CLEAR we have one more item available for purchase and that's our After Dark NSFW Zine.

The After Dark Zine is a physical NSFW zine priced at 10 USD which includes over 70 pages of art and writing encased in a spicy cover illustrated by @zeroducks-2.

Note: Kon and Bart are both over 18 years old in all zine interactions.

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This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind

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Moonlight

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Sabine has a nail tech and hear me out. I just painted my short nails and oh my god the stress. Now our girl has talons. They’ve gotta remain black, shiny and intact when riding and doing Dark Rider stuff so more than likely they’re acrylic.

Either she’s got great skills, one of the other Dark Riders do her nails or there’s a nail tech in Jorvik that gets paid to do her nails and more than likely is a makeshift therapist.