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"A submarine has gone missing" : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.
"A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well, that's a little ghoulish but I can't blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man's hubris.
"An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is 'slapped together submarine' a legal thing that's real.
"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.
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Wake up babe new fish dropped
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"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong
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everyone shut up, he's about to take a nap
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#blows a kiss to all of my jewish interwebs frands#happy hannukah#don’t think i have a tag for hannukah so i’ma start one
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It’s infuriating watching a former hero be so full of hate. This isn’t even the worst thing she’s done this year and she’s going to continue to fan the flames. So here’s 15 charities that support the trans community.
#may the cunt get everything she wishes upon the trans community returned ten fold#disgusting piece of trash#dunno how to tag this so i guess i won’t???
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Hey!
Did you know that I wrote a book? Because I did! It’s called “A Final Girl’s Survival Guide”!
Check it out!
A group of friends. A road trip. A sleepy mountain town. Tale as old as time, right?
Not like this.
All Ariadne wanted was to reconnect with the people she used to love more than anyone. Rekindle bonds from her childhood.
Make memories that she could look back on fondly in her golden years.
But someone else in the town of Ripton Mills had a different plan for her summer vacation, and what was once a simple weekend trip with friends in a remote cabin quickly became a harrowing nightmare.
She’ll have to rely on all her horror instincts to get out of this mess alive.
Can she use this knowledge to save her friends as well?
It’s got spooky woods, crude humor, and a sexy, sexy slasher! If that sounds like your jam, it is available on Kindle and print on demand right now!
>>> HERE! <<<
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I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
#god bless amen#art#death stranding#death stranding 2#god i really hope their dynamic is like this in the second game#sam’s already aware of higgs’s mannerisms and is just ‘no thank you’#’do not want’
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Fragile’s BB Pod Aquarium
#kojima san i am once again asking#what in the FUCK was all that#i’m hyped but also amelie cult???? octo bb?????#fragile and sam co parenting????????#death stranding#death stranding 2
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