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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

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would you?

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forget mammoths, bring back dire wolves! wolves but bigger, what could go wrong. while we’re on the subject why not make some other animals dire. i’d love to see a dire iguana or something

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Okay, so we have the authoritative dad, crackheaded mom, fucked up baby, and incestuous grandparents.

Red Barrels, I beg you, give us a rabid dog.

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Freaky ahh- officer.

Reference pic VVVVVVV

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i had to....

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bitches be like: i want that drunk wife abuser

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second son.

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oh my god

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unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

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🪽

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Them Eat Crab.

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