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i cant believe heimes/hehe is canon /j /pos

Why cant you believe it? We are a wonderful couple!!!!

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*kisses u on the cheek*

*pitter patters away*

Oh! Well thank you~ fair well my friend! I hope you do not trip!

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good sir how do you handle all these adoring fans?

Heh.. Well.. I guess you could say I love the attention and worship. So I enjoy handling it.

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why these three characters on one blog?

Ooc: because why not???

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how r u doin mod/mun?

Ooc: doing okay lol. Not good but not bad, yk?? I hope you're doing great!

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can i nibble on your legs like chicken legs ///0^0////

Oh? Well well... I am just going to take it as a form of worship.. So please, be my guest.

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favorite animals?

Hm.... Mine would probably be a goat. They're so funny lookin-

Gulltoppr, Obviously 😒.

Heimdall.. Check the attitude, please. But to answer your question, I am not sure.. There are many unique and beautiful animals out there.

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dear son of zeus what is going on on top of your head

Uh... Which one of us? Between all of us? A lot.

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Tyr have you ever asked Hermes if he wants to meditate with you and how successful was he?

Ah-.... I did once. but-... Let us just say that Hermes... Well-.. He is absolutely terrible at staying still. He started making those stupid whistle things out of blades of grass.

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Ugh, Heimdall is always busy. Or so he says- I honestly think he is just avoiding us. He is so pricky about having fun.

Well.. That may be true. But I also think we could use the day to connect with ourselves, you know? It is good to know who you are from within. Not around people. So I think today is going to be rather.. Calm.

may I ask what do you guys think of each other?

Well.. You must know the... Tension... Between me and Heimdall. He acts as if he hates me but.. We all know he does not. And Tyr- who can hate Tyr? He is wise and spreads good knowledge.

Thank you, Hermes.. That is very kind.

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We know???

may I ask what do you guys think of each other?

Well.. You must know the... Tension... Between me and Heimdall. He acts as if he hates me but.. We all know he does not. And Tyr- who can hate Tyr? He is wise and spreads good knowledge.

Thank you, Hermes.. That is very kind.

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may I ask what do you guys think of each other?

Well.. You must know the... Tension... Between me and Heimdall. He acts as if he hates me but.. We all know he does not. And Tyr- who can hate Tyr? He is wise and spreads good knowledge.

Thank you, Hermes.. That is very kind.

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Hi Hermes! just asking for a friend btw but why are u hot?

Oh, haha! Why isn't it obviously? I am naturally hot. Very attractive! Whoever thinks so has taste.

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- «Ooohhh the whore. Got it. »

I'm so weirded out by this. Hermes and Aphrodite have a child, Hermaphrodite.

So what if we did? She has many children. I don't see the problem-

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Excuse me gentlemen could you tell me if any of you seen this dastardly rapscallion lately?

Hermes? Last I saw him, he was running around Olympus because he is late on his duties..

Why should I care where the speed bastard is? Was not my turn to babysit him.

Heimdall.. Please be nice..

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opinion on the guys that think y'all are beautiful?

I'll take the compliment.. They are very kind for thinking so.

I do not care. I know I look good. I do not need others to tell me.

Ugh.. Lighten up, Heimdall. Jeez. But I think it is kind! I think they are all beautiful as well!

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Get that cat out of here.

Noooo!!! Keep it here!! It's cute🥺

HEIMDALL, whats the hair care routine, genuine question

My hair is just naturally beautiful. I wake up early to braid it. And it stays all day.