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your berries and cream lifestyle will catch up to you
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I’m putting olive oil, lemon juice and coconut aminos on various greens and I don’t think I’ll ever need a different salad dressing. So good
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Me after my Flaming Lips and Modest Mouse concert earlier this month
fr. “Being Happy” by Dana Gioia
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like literally theres a quote from imam malik about ambiguous and unclear verses in the quran that goes "Belief in it is mandatory, questioning it is forbidden". he said this about the issue of whether or not, according to the quran+sunnah corpus, Allah's apparently physical attributes like having a hand, smile, etc, are to be taken literally or metaphorically. Just to show that i know what Im talking about, in Maliki madhhab you have to accept those verses without deferring to metaphorical or esoteric explanation (ta'wil) or tajsim (asserting that god has a material corporeal body)
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complimenting people can be considered a form of joybaiting
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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me
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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog
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