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March 25th Awards

3/25

Red Wings vs. Avalanche. Avalanche Win 5-2.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Compher for getting a goal.

Cool Trick Bro: Watson for getting his second goal in his second game.

Good Boy: Todd for sticking with us.

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Danny DeKyser for losing his 5-0 winning streak tonight.

Best Dressed: None.

Best Quote: "Danny, you want to talk about those big bodies...let's talk about Austin Watson..." - Trev switching from Nathan MacKinnon to Austin Watson.

And alas, we're looking like a Lalonde team again.

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March 24th Awards

3/24

Red Wings vs. Utah. Wings Win 5-1

Players

Boop on Snoop: Mrazek for getting kneed in the head.

Cool Trick Bro: Motte's goal in the 3rd (last goal of the game).

Good Boy: Watson cause he was our new boy who scored and we didn't catch him.

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Keats

Best Dressed: Danny DeKyser with his red and white button-up and red tie.

Best Quote: "Those terrific hands" -Ken about Soderblom. "Soderblom with those really good hands for a big man." -Danny in postgame

Bye bye now my friends...see you tomorrow :)

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March 12th Awards

Red Wings vs. Buffalo Sabers. Red Wings Win 7-3

Players

Boop on Snoop: Tyler Motte cause he did a lot

Cool Trick Bro: Simon Edvinsson because "he involuntarily sumersaulted a man"

Good Boy: Petr Mrazek

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Mickey Redmond (RIP Johnny Kane)

Best Dressed: Trevor Thompson

Best Quote: "the chew toys that they usually use" - Ken Daniels

"haven't seen this much tomfoolery in a long time" - Mickey Redmond

We finally won!!! Enjoy pic of empty buffalo bench

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March 7th Awards

3/7

Red Wings vs. Capitals. Capitals Win 5-2.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Us for having to watch the 3rd period.

*Anti-Cool Trick Bro: The Capitals for getting 2 shorties.

Good Boy: Lyon because of "the face he made and not saying anything bad when Larkin got injured that gave like white boy smile to the camera."

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Murph just because he's here tonight.

Best Dressed: Todd instead (he looks pretty nice)

Best Quote: "Almost six minutes of perfect hockey by the Wings" (this was during the first period) --Ozzy.

5 game loss streak :(

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February 27th Awards

2/27

Red Wings vs. Blue Jackets. Blue Jackets 5-2.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Chiarot for his 700th game

Cool Trick Bro: Talbot's toe kick save with Motte in the goal

Good Boy: Veleno because he didn't do bad and almost got that goal

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: JOHNNY KANE :)

Best Dressed: Todd "for not looking Toddy today"

Best Quote: "The last time Columbus had this much to brag about it had to do with the Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria." -Keats post game.

Bonus: The audience at home trying to pronounce "walk" and "wok" differently but we all have mixed accents.

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February 25th Awards

2/25

Red Wings vs. Wild. Wings Win 3-2

Players

Boop on Snoop: Edvinsson

Cool Trick Bro: Talbot flat on his belly save

Good Boy: No good boys tonight...maybe Talbot

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Mickey

Best Dressed Undressed: Ozzy

Best Quote: “Simon says I’ll take the lead and do it again.” -Ken about Edvinsson’s second goal

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February 22nd Awards

2/22

Red Wings vs. Wild. Wild Win 4-3 (OT)

Players

Boop on Snoop: Rasmussen for trying his best to get a goal

Cool Trick Bro: None :)

Good Boy: Raymond

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: PK Subban

Best Dressed: Todd :)

Best Quote: "Speaking of coming...here comes Sid" -PK Subban

Until tomorrow my dears :(

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Red Wings Awards - February 8th

2/8

Red Wings vs. Lightning. Lightning Wins 6-3.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Lyon because he needs it after getting scored on twice in 2 minutes.

Cool Trick Bro: Kane's really cool goal on the power play in the 1st period. Tink!

Good Boy: Berggren just because.

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Ken Daniels. We hope he heals up soon!

Best Dressed: Sorry to all the announcers tonight, but it's gotta go to Pastranak. Just look at him.

Best Quote: It's a tie between Leah Hextall's "Short day here for Lyon" and AJ Mleczko's "Patrick Kane, his nifty stick, I mean he's got the silkiest hands..."

Better luck next time, y'all.

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February 4th Awards

2/4

Red Wings vs. Kraken. Wings Win 5-4 (Shutout)

We were very very tired.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Debrincat and Shine

Cool Trick Bro: Soderblom goal

Good Boy: Lyon because we watched no one else

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Mickey...please come back...we miss you.

Best Dressed: The medical man with hands and the suit.

Best Quote: "It went through his hula hoop area." -Audience

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February 2nd Awards

2/2

Red Wings vs. Canucks. Wings Win 3-2 (OT)

Players

Boop on Snoop: DeBrincat

Cool Trick Bro: Kane for tripping Holl (Anti-cool trick)

Good Boy: Tarasenko

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Bob Kaser because we liked the red underside of his vampiric collar.

Best Dressed: Lady in the audience in full wings gear

Best Quote: "I don't like when he takes it out right in front of his goalie like that" -Audience

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February 1st Awards

2/1

Red Wings vs. Flames. Wings Win 3-1.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Johansson for honoring his father's NHL legacy tonight

Cool Trick Bro: Shine with the screen + Fischer with the pass that resulted in Larkin's goal in the first

Good Boy: Tarasenko

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Bob Kaser

Best Dressed: Todd Mclellan

Best Quote: "The big man at 6'8 with hands like that." -Danny Dekyser

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January 30th Awards

1/30

Red Wings vs. Oilers. Wings Win 3-2 (Shoot out)

Players

Boop on Snoop: Us because we all got sick (mostly with different things)

Cool Trick Bro: Seider and Lyon's combined save in the 3rd.

Good Boy: Johansson because he put in effort and didn't slap anyone.

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Ken because he took a little spill.

Best Dressed: Bob Kaser

Best Quote: "I feel so criminally liable." and "This four-cornered freak of nature triceratops of which we call a planet." -Quotes from the audience's fever dreams.

Bye bye now...

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January 27th Awards

1/27

Red Wings vs. Kings. Red Wings Win 5-2.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Seider because he needs it tonight.

Cool Trick Bro: Kasper for getting his own rebound.

Good Boy: Larkin because he's the one who gave Kasper his second goal by being unselfish.

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Keats because he keeps getting his face on a tie.

Best Dressed: Mickey Redmond.

Best Quote: "He's gonna have to get a reset on the GPS, Christian Fischer. Holy mackerel! With a chance like that, you've got to hit the net." --Mickey Redmond about Fischer's missed shot.

Goodbye, y'all!

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January 25th Awards

1/25

Red Wings vs. Lightning. Wings Win 2-0 (Shutout TALBOT!!!)

Players

Boop on Snoop: Tarasenko for losing a tooth.

Cool Trick Bro: Mumu for scoring the empty better and himself. Get well soon "short king".

Good Boy: Talbot for being a good role model for his children and not fighting when everyone around him was fighting.

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Toddfather for getting us back on a winning streak

Best Dressed: Ken

Best Quote: "And Detroit comes into play in an Eastern conference tighter than a deer's rump." - Keats, "What'd they blow the whistle for?" -Mick and "Because they're paid to do so." Ken, "Talbot my special medium boy. You did such a good job tonight." -Audience

Adiós fellas

@officialredwings

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January 23rd Red Wings Awards

1/23

Red Wings vs. Canadiens. Red Wings Win 4-2.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Raymond because we wanted to give him Good Boy, but he wasn't good enough.

Cool Trick Bro: Larkin for scoring through a puck-sized hole in the 2nd.

Good Boy: Talbot for doing so many saves and not engaging in fights ("unlike Lyon who would slap the ankles of people").

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Trev because he would've won Best Dressed had it not been for Ozzy's tie.

Best Dressed: Ozzy because he's "a beautiful man with a beautiful tie of a beautiful man" (tie with Keats's face on it).

Best Quote: "We got mojo from my face on Ozzy's tummy." --Keats

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January 21st Awards

1/21

Red Wings vs. Flyers. Flyers Win 2-1 (OT)...again.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Kane for getting sticked in the eye and not getting a PowerPlay for it.

Cool Trick Bro: Seider Richter scaling a bitch, we gave it a 3 on the Richter scale.

Good Boy: Gussy (Gustafsson)

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Ozzy cause he was second best dressed

Best Dressed: Trev with Ozzy as an honorable mention.

Best Quote: "He's a solid 3 on the Moh's hardness scale" -Audience

Bye bye now

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January 19th Awards

1/19

Red Wings vs. Stars. Stars Win 4-1.

Players

Boop on Snoop: Todd because he has to go fix his boys

Cool Trick Bro: Edvinsson for getting the only Red Wing's goal

Good Boy: Edvinsson

Announcers

Boop on Snoop: Mickey because he has celiac disease and can't travel to away games usually.

Best Dressed: Your mom. And Trev because he has a pocket square

Best Quote: "It is true for people staring at the meatball on the table or maybe Kardashian boyfriends or husbands: it's all about getting the next one." -Keats

Adios