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ND culture is ACTUALLY liking something before it was cool and getting bullied for liking the thing before it was cool, only for the thing you like to become kinda cool all the sudden and the very people who bullied you for liking said thing are now calling it "iconic" and "the best part of their childhood"
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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* i fear i may be late to the party did you know they performed honeybee with upgrade at one point
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Before I forget completely, some miscellaneous notes (possibly out of order) from Cleo´s 23.5.2025 stream, ft. secret plans, guests, and sculk, so much sculk.
Cleo is looking forward to doing Science!! No chat is not allowed to know more details because chat is not trustworthy.
Cleo needs help finding the hole (on the nether roof) (this time it´s Cub with the "that´s what she said" joke.)
Scar shows up to help. Cleo gives him sculk and he asks for more because it´s delicious. Kind of a lemon-y taste.
Cleo is building a tuff barrier around the sculk in their base: according to the rules of Cub´s lore, this should stop it.
Cub made a critical mistake. His sculk blocks interfered with Cleo´s armor stands. That´s one of Cleo´s few limits. "Okay, Cub´s gonna die."
Surprise Etho appearance, who juust missed saying "did that make you jump."
Cleo explains they´re doing science, Etho says he´s scared of Cleo, Cleo: you don´t need to be scared of me. Offers him sculk.
Etho ate some sculk. Cleo says he´ll be fine, it´s not dangerous; Etho is still going to stop at one.
Etho came here to offer Cleo to use his villagers if they want to.
"science, Etho! You like science"
Etho says he´s concerned about his place right next to Cub´s.
"I didn´t wanna say anything but I think Cub is actually placing the sculk" xD
More sculk removal, more flip-flopping between saying they are not mad at Cub and threatening him. Also teasers about the Science. [I think this might be related js.]
later Gem showed up and asked to see Cleo´s pants and Cleo asked if she wanted to eat some sculk and Gem wondered which side of the conversation was weirder.
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schizospec culture is feeling like you're living in the truman show
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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hello google chrome refugees
don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get
please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye
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GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!
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