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Happy Fourth of July to all who think I am William Howard Taft returned from the dead/bathtub
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“It looks like you’re being choked by your suit”
“How many times do we have to go over this. It’s like the bible says, ‘He who haveth no neck, cannot be choketh’”
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The Sun-Dappled Sartorialist. A rare species known for its awkward poses in public areas, a penchant for judging other species by plumage, and an almost encyclopedic knowledge of Lord Of The Ring lore
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“You look like you go in the guillotine”
”Lord have mercy on the poor workers trying to figure out what part of me could fit in the hole”
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John opened the blinds, and let the sun shine in on him. 🐻🌞🔥
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Off to a fun start in Palm Springs with James and Andy and René! 🌞🐻🔥
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